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Ok, it's time for us to have one of our own...Rules are simple:There are no rules. However, it is considered cheating to look up quotes (try and use your limited memory you skally-waggs!).I will start:"Anyone not wearing 1,000,000 SPF sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!"
T-2, Judgement Day; A crazy Sarha Connor about Judgement Day to the Psych Dr.
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"Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"
This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"
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Aliens (this is Alien 2).
"Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"
This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"
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Obviously a tough crowd here... So, I am gonna swing below the belt on this one... And, I bet it never gets solved!(:Harrold says, "Is it a good or bad sign when you bleed from your ears?"Taylor replies, "That's a good sign H."
No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"
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-“I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!”-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...
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No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out. when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..
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-"I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!"-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...
Love I'm gonna get you sucka, so many good lines in that movie!!I'm Gona Get'ya Sucka... a classic
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“If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”
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Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out. when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..
Me, my brother, and some friends were in the theater watching 28 Days Later a few years ago, and at a really quiet, suspensful part, my little brother yelled out "Candybars!!!" in the theater. Everyone started laughing their asses off. It was one of the greatest moments of his life. He's in Airborne jump school now for the Army ROTC. God help our country...
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"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Big Daddy..
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My turn again, "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldarado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives."To answer you need to name the movie and state what the third prize is. -Ben
Can't remember the name of the movie...it'll come to me but "third prize is you're fired!"
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"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Big Daddy..
Nope, but close...
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"If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
Big Daddy..
Nope, but close...
Ahhh, that was from Billy Madison!?!?! They start to blend together..
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Ben, the contest was from Glengarry glenross…must have been around 92-93 because I worked at a video store my senior yr of high school and watched that. Strange title though, hard to rememberNext movie quote.."Now a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the a$$ or the crotch??"
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"I'll be back Bennett!"
Not sure if this is correct Rip but was it Commando with the Governator?? I remember the bad guys name was Bennett..
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Rae Dawn Chong says, "What did you do with Sully?"Ah-nold says, "I let him go."HeheheheGotta love the cheesy lines in the 80's action movies. I was probably 12 when that movie came out, man, I was soooo in love with Alyssa Milano, guess I still am...hahaha 🙂
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Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:
a bronx tale, right?
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Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.
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Put "Secretary" on the list too... OMG!!!
Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.
Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...
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Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...That is definitly a demented movie, you'll certainly say "WTF" to yourself more than a few times...cracks me up
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Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."
Whatchoo talkin' about Willis? He said it a year earlier in The Terminator.
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Office Space"watch out for the cornhole!!"
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Easy one…Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
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That movie ROCKS! It will get you… um er… well, curious.(:
Put "Secretary" on the list too... OMG!!!
Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.
Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...
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It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again…… ;D
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Why do I have to be Mr. PInk
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Easy one...Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?
Old School. 😀New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"
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You *ucked Up You Trusted usWe will sware that you were taking great care of the car and we woke up and the car was missingMy Advice To You Is To Start Drinking HeavilyTrust Him Hes In Pre Law
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Charlie … they took my thumb Charlie …
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New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"Also Fight Club!Anudda new one..No, she gets a special cologne, its called sex panther by Odeon...It's illegal in 9 countries, got bits of real panther in it so you know its good!
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Yup, I think the title is Anchorman: The Adventures of Ron Burgandy…something along those lines..
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ha, should be the legend of!! I like when the girl walks up and he's doing curls. 998, 999, 1000..
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Charlie ... they took my thumb Charlie ...
Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix. The Pope of Greenwich Village. Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"
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Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"
DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?
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Charlie ... they took my thumb Charlie ...
Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix. The Pope of Greenwich Village. Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"
I thought no one would get that one !!!
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That is my favorite comedy… I love the part that goes something like this:Scene: hot chick laying out next to the pool and the Dude approacheth...Hot Chick: "I'll suck your c*** for $1,000."Assistant approaches and asks, "What are you doing?"The Dude: "I'm lookin' for an ATM man."ROFL
Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"
DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?
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Here is an easy but fun one:"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "
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"That there is an RV."
Jeez, I can see the truck! Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens. ::)
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Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man. He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"
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Here's some choice, but easy, ones:"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. ""Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Would you like to know where you'd be without us, the US of A, to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***g province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me! (Thank you for popping in and protecting us!) If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"
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Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man. He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"
Is it Fast times at Ridgemont High when Spakoli (sp) wrecked the Trans Am?"No Shirt No Shoes No Dice... Know it, learn it."
You are correct Ben. Spicoli was awesome, and Phoebe Cates scene coming out of the pool...
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You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."
Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers. The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome! and yes I was a child of the 80's
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You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."
Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers. The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome! and yes I was a child of the 80's
It's OK man, we all did; Grimlock and Optimus were the pride of my collection - Swoop came in second. And yes, when Optimus died in the movie, I did cry - you gotta problem wit dat?! 😛
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I'm just the cook
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Oooh the Blue Brothers. What a great movie…..dang Illinois Nazi's..The mall has everything quote isn't from Mallrats is it??
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Moooon River!
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Moooon River!
Fletch!!
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I'm just the cook
Under Seige !
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"That there is an RV."
Jeez, I can see the truck! Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens. ::)
Sounds close"That is an RV - from hell!"
Variation on a theme:"Looks like the cops have themselves an RV." (rough quote)
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The Princess Bride.How about:"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty."
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How about..."Try not to suck any d![k on the way to the parking lot.........Hey!, Hey! you get back here."
"I'm not even supposed to be here!"CLERKS ! Great flick.Here's one for ya'll..."In the words of the Mother Mary, 'come again?'"
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“If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.”
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"Put Edwina back in bowl."
All of Me 🙂
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Here's an easy one since it is Friday but definitly funny!!-What's my name?-Huh?-(She Slaps him) Say my name b!tch!!!
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Great Movie, Ferris Buellers Day offand yes, that was American Pie!All these movies make me wish I was a teenager again!!!!
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"Gimme da keys. I'll drive!"
One of the best movies ever! Weird Science. "He don't even have a license, Lisa!"Ok, how about another easier one..."No one can eat 50 eggs."
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Cool Hand Luke...Puhaleese,,,,Common waa too easyHow about......"wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf."
M*A*S*H*how 'bout "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. "
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Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"
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Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"
HEAT baby! At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?"Beer?" "It's 10 in the morning!" "Scotch?"
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HEAT baby! At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?
Correctamundo.
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"Beer?" "It's 10 in the morning!" "Scotch?"Was that Mr Mom, when he was a complete mess??How about,"that's why I date high school girls..." "I get older and then stay the same age...."
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“What tipped me off was something your wife said when we were in bed together, that we had the same build.”
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Ahh, just watched it the other night going to bed. I'll add on “we got the Kentucky Bluegrass, hawaiian sensimelia..”Or "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them!"Howzabout.."Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."
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Yes, definitly has to go on the top 10 greatest movies of all time list.
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Father Carmine was in the Godfather... But, that wasn't the movie. I will complete the quote to give you more of a clue:"Hey Carmine. Remember me? We went to Kindergarten together." *POW*
You didn't need to expand the quote. I would have responded and corrected him. 🙂Good Will Hunting"The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. "
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"...I'll collect your f*cking head. Just like this f*cker here. Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"
I'm reposting this. Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."
Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."
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Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."
Mr. Smith Goes to WashingtonHere's one:"That's right, Pompey... poke chop money."
Our youngest member is stepping up to the plate with the oldies I am throwing out. Way to go!
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"...I'll collect your f*cking head. Just like this f*cker here. Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"
I'm reposting this. Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."
Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."
The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?
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Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants." The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?
Yupper's Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home ('nuklear wessels!')The first was Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country - Capt. Sulu, in the beginning, when seeing the shockwave coming from the exploded Klingon moon of Kronos.(and yes, I do have a life! :D)
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Dang... I knew you would get that one... Even though I purposefully left out the names!That is one of my favorite movies!We should have a Bruisers Alien movie day.(:
Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"
Aliens
LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "
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LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "
Roadhouse and The Hunt for Red October respectively.
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Here is one:I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?
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You're good you…
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You're good you...
Thanks, kind of embarrassed for publicy stating I know that move - but alas...Anyway, here's one exchange from my all time favorite movie and one I even did a dissertation on back in film school:Woman: No, no, no. I think we've talked much too much about me. Tell me about yourself.Lieutenant: Well, there isn't much to tell. I just fly a bomber.W: Oh, how perfectly thrilling!L: I don't know about it being thrilling. But it's quite a bomber. You might not believe it, but I can drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.W: Really?L: Does that interest you?W: It certainly does. Was considered very risque for it's day...
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1941?
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1941?
Close - right war.
Ok, "Uncle!!!" I give tell me!
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Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!
The Outlaw Josey Wales
To easy, I still would not have gotten the Jack Benny one..
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Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.
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From a differant thread:Re: Paragon July 8! (Definite Date)« Reply #59 on: Today at 09:39:26 AM » Reply with quoteQuote Modify messageModify Remove messageRemoveQuote from: rdvrk219 on Today at 09:35:30 AMQuote from: Rick Rock on Today at 09:28:40 AMQuote from: RedTrooper on July 03, 2007, 02:13:37 PMRICK . . . .talk to this boy! He needs help. I'm not the best one to talk to about this.....10 years ago, Kakie had brain surgery to remove a lemon sized tumor from behind her right eye....I got her home three days later and then left for 7 days of snowmobiling in Montana! Worked out fine since her short term memory was effected for a good while - she simply forgot I was gone!Of course, there was the mandatory trip to a jewelery store involved......Catholic guilt is hard to shake.......Rick "The Whipped" RockNeither is Jewish!Same thing actually, you just get your dose on Saturday as opposed to Sunday.....Here's a movie quote I bet no one can attribute:"Religion separates men, Faith bring them together."R
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"And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!"
FREEDOM !!!!I am married to a great gal, but one of her biggest short comings is refusing to watch Braveheart. I just don't get it, and I think that's what makes her refuse to watch it! >:(
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“Reid, I think the crack and the caffeine are really starting to get to you.”
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Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
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Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà ! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."
And what is V for ? 😉
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"I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"
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"I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"
Love that movie. "Aw, I think I just stepped on your Auntie."
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Hey JPness.. that ragging just cracks me up. "What sick ridiculous puppets we are.. and what a gross little stage we dance on.."
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Just saw a great little movie that surprised me at how funny it was…In Bruges.Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.Chlo: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.
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Starting this thread back up... Don't reply unless you know the movie that the quote comes from... Then, simply state the movie name and add a quote from another movie..."Anything so innocent... And, built like that... Just gotta be named, Lucille."
Duh - Cool Hand Luke!"The Injuns put you here?""T'weren't Mormons. A Chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts."
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"You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance"
"Game over, man. Game over!"
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The Jerk
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“Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.”I'm pretty sure it's Clint Eastwood from Outlaw Josey Whales
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Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So,
xxxxxx, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. " -
Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So,
xxxxxx, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names."
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“Knockaround Guys”"And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. "
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Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."
16 Candles
Correct sir. In High school, I was obnoxious and kind of similar to Anthony Michael Hall's portrayal of "The Geek" in that movie. Fortunately for me, my older brother was 6'3" and 330.lbs in high school, I never got touched by the upperclassmen.
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"Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! "
Young Frankenstein.+10 if you can get this one without the help of Google:"Burn victim, shotgun wound to the head, there's your meatball, oh GAH, rotten! Yes, I think you! John Doe, apparently just dropped dead. I must have him!"
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Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."
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Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."
Planes, Trains and Automobiles!"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. "
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Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."
one of the greatest movies of all times!! ;D
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Derka, Derka, Mohamed Jihad!Give up?Ah Hans, your busting my balls!!
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I dunno, Josh… “I'm drawing a complete….blank!”
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Josh, I guess only you and I got that reference…ah, the burden of genius. 😉Ok, off to g and m !
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“I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.”"We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "
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"I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.""We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "
Animal House?"And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "
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"And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "
Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)
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"And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "
Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)
I had no idea until you mentioned the ex-wife. It sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Smith.
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Didn't her sister used to say that? 😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)
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Didn't her sister used to say that? 😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)
L.A. Story...
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“What can I get for a $1.35 American?!”
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OK so after nearly a month of no one responding.. The quote is from EuroTrip.
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So I married an axe murderer"I smoked pot with a Jonny hopkins"
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“I'm going to KILL BILL.”
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teletubbies?
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nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.
The book was the original Dark Tower book One, called, Gunslinger.
Here's one: "This is no time for D__k-measuring!"
Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."
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Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."
"Unfogiven" another great movie...How about..."Wakey,wakey...eggs and Bacie" That one could probably been in a bunch of movies...most recently I remember it in Children of Men...great flick!Here's a great one...Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?No.Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?No.Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?Yes, I have.Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?No!
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"I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola."
"Bite it! Make him look like a dick!"Only one of the best movies ever ! ;D Supah Troopahs !
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Yea…that's a very quotable movie…one of those that gets funnier every time I see it. "...the snozberries taste like snozberries.""...littering aaand, littering aaand...."
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A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can of peas my a$$! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'
too easy. I'm leaving this for someone else. Here's another hint....."Michael Corleone says hello"A great ending, but not the end. His ending is quite poetic.
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“Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!”
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"Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!"
That line, I think, made me laugh hardest in the whole movie ! Hangover"I just wish I could take back that kiss. Because now I know... it was the taste of betrayal."
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The guy that played "fat jesus" is in this show "Bored to Death" on HBO, and it is wonderful. He is pretty much the same guy (maybe even worse) on that show. Hilarious!
Yea, he's really funny in that. Not sure if it's coming back for a 2nd season. I liked it. Zack Galifanikas.
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"Get to da choppah!!" Too easy, but relevant to my day yesterday...
I know *who* that is, but which movie...ugh ! Predator, I say.Speaking of that, have you guys seen that Robert Rodriguez is doing the newest Predator...and it's a pretty stacked cast !
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^^Stepbrothers" Some men just want to watch the world burn."
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Vaughn will probably be quoting the new Rush movie from Tribeca. http://www.tribecafilm.com/filmguide/87139962.html
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“She said something like… ecto gamit…..what does that mean?”"It means....not with out my permission."
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Fifth Element
well done!
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"Everything is illegal in Massachusetts".
Edge of Darkness... Great movie!Let's go old school... I'll give you three lines for a tough one... And, even the lead name!"What is your nationality?""I'm a drunkard.""That makes Rick a citizen of the world."
I would have to guess... Casablanca!?"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same fromthem."
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Blazing Saddles"Alright, you're going the right way for a smart bottom."
Shrek!
We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of... Mervin? Your name is Mervin?
Robin Hood ... Men in TightsHere's a new one:"You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!"
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Great Movie, The Skipper of the Dallas says that to Jack Ryan in "Hunt for Red October"Another favorite movie of mine."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."
That would be "Doc" Holiday to "Big Nose" Kate in Tombstone......"I wouldn't make a habit of saying that to often, and once more will be to often!"
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