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  • #27853
     vripley 
    Participant

    Ok, it's time for us to have one of our own…Rules are simple:There are no rules. However, it is considered cheating to look up quotes (try and use your limited memory you skally-waggs!).I will start:"Anyone not wearing 1,000,000 SPF sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!"

  • #37609
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Ok, it's time for us to have one of our own...Rules are simple:There are no rules. However, it is considered cheating to look up quotes (try and use your limited memory you skally-waggs!).I will start:"Anyone not wearing 1,000,000 SPF sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!"

    T-2, Judgement Day;  A crazy Sarha Connor about Judgement Day to the Psych Dr.

  • #37610
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    “Hello Cleveland, Hello Cleveland”

  • #37611
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    "Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"

    This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

  • #37612
     vripley 
    Participant

    Aliens (this is Alien 2).

    "Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"

    This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

  • #37613
     vripley 
    Participant

    Obviously a tough crowd here… So, I am gonna swing below the belt on this one… And, I bet it never gets solved!(:Harrold says, "Is it a good or bad sign when you bleed from your ears?"Taylor replies, "That's a good sign H."

  • #37614
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Obviously a tough crowd here... So, I am gonna swing below the belt on this one... And, I bet it never gets solved!(:Harrold says, "Is it a good or bad sign when you bleed from your ears?"Taylor replies, "That's a good sign H."

    No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"

  • #37615
     Anonymous

    -“I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!”-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

  • #37616
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    -"I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!"-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

    I'm Gona Get'ya Sucka... a classic

  • #37617
     Anonymous

    No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out.  when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..

  • #37618
     Anonymous

    -"I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!"-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

    Love I'm gonna get you sucka, so many good lines in that movie!!I'm Gona Get'ya Sucka... a classic

  • #37619
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    My turn again, "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldarado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives."To answer you need to name the movie and state what the third prize is. -Ben

  • #37620
     Anonymous

    “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”

  • #37621
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out.  when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..

    Me, my brother, and some friends were in the theater watching 28 Days Later a few years ago, and at a really quiet, suspensful part, my little brother yelled out "Candybars!!!" in the theater. Everyone started laughing their asses off. It was one of the greatest moments of his life. He's in Airborne jump school now for the Army ROTC. God help our country...

  • #37622
     Anonymous

    "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

    Big Daddy..

  • #37623
     Anonymous

    My turn again, "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldarado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives."To answer you need to name the movie and state what the third prize is. -Ben

    Can't remember the name of the movie...it'll come to me but "third prize is you're fired!"

  • #37624
     Anonymous

    "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

    Big Daddy..

    Nope, but close...

  • #37625
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    “I have had… enough… of YOU!”Bonus points for identifying who "You" 's most memorable movie role was outside this one....

  • #37626
     Anonymous

    "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

    Big Daddy..

    Nope, but close...

    Ahhh, that was from Billy Madison!?!?!  They start to blend together..

  • #37627
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Is that in Aliens when Ripley (just got that) pushes the B!^c# out the loading bay doors?-Ben

  • #37628
     Anonymous

    Ben, the contest was from Glengarry glenross…must have been around 92-93 because I worked at a video store my senior yr of high school and watched that.  Strange title though, hard to rememberNext movie quote.."Now a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the a$$ or the crotch??"

  • #37629
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    That is Fight Club, sir.How about:"I had my back broke once, and my legs broke twice, and on my worst day, I can still beat the hell out of you."Extra points for who said it, and who it was addressed to.

  • #37630
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Is that in Aliens when Ripley (just got that) pushes the B!^c# out the loading bay doors?-Ben

    Nope, but did a Aliens quote earlier that Rip got.BTW: ONe of the best lines from Aliens - "Get away from her you BITCH!"

  • #37631
     CGChief 
    Participant

    That is Fight Club, sir.How about:"I had my back broke once, and my legs broke twice, and on my worst day, I can still beat the hell out of you."Extra points for who said it, and who it was addressed to.

    Wasn't that John Wayne in "The Cowboys"?  It was addressed Bruce Dern.

  • #37632
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    [Wasn't that John Wayne in "The Cowboys"?  It was addressed Bruce Dern.

    You win a cookie, Chuck! 8)

  • #37633
     CGChief 
    Participant

    So how 'bout "She is fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!"

  • #37634
     vripley 
    Participant

    “I'll be back Bennett!”

  • #37635
     Anonymous

    "I'll be back Bennett!"

    Not sure if this is correct Rip but was it Commando with the Governator??  I remember the bad guys name was Bennett..

  • #37636
     vripley 
    Participant

    Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, “I'll be back.”

  • #37637
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

    The best line from that movie was, "Remember when I told you I'd kill you last?..........I lied."

  • #37638
     vripley 
    Participant

    And then…Rae Dawn Chong says, "What did you do with Sully?"Ah-nold says, "I let him go."Hehehehe

    Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

    The best line from that movie was, "Remember when I told you I'd kill you last?..........I lied."

  • #37639
     vripley 
    Participant

    Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

  • #37640
     Anonymous

    Rae Dawn Chong says, "What did you do with Sully?"Ah-nold says, "I let him go."HeheheheGotta love the cheesy lines in the 80's action movies.  I was probably 12 when that movie came out, man, I was soooo in love with Alyssa Milano, guess I still am...hahaha 🙂

  • #37641
     Anonymous

    Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

    a bronx tale, right?

  • #37642
     vripley 
    Participant

    Wow!!!You rock!No one gets that one.(:What a great scene. I love that movie. Most folks have never even heard of it. -V

    Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

    a bronx tale, right?

  • #37643
     Anonymous

    Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

  • #37644
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

    JUDAS!

  • #37645
     vripley 
    Participant

    Put “Secretary” on the list too…  OMG!!!

    Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

  • #37646
     Anonymous

    Put "Secretary" on the list too...  OMG!!!

    Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

    Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...

  • #37647
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    God, I should have never exposed her to you nutjobs on this forum, lol. S&M, huh?

  • #37648
     Anonymous

    Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...That is definitly a demented movie, you'll certainly say "WTF" to yourself more than a few times...cracks me up

  • #37649
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    God, I should have never exposed her to you nutjobs on this forum, lol. S&M, huh?

    It's whats for dinner.

  • #37650
     Anonymous

    Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

    Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?  He said it a year earlier in The Terminator.

  • #37651
     vripley 
    Participant

    Oops. I learn something new every day!(:

    Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

    Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?  He said it a year earlier in The Terminator.

  • #37652
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare… that they made the Jews wear.”

  • #37653
     CGChief 
    Participant

    "You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare... that they made the Jews wear."

    Office Space

  • #37654
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Office SpaceExcuse me; I, I, think you have my s-stapler.MMM,.....Yeah....I'm gona' need you to come in this Saturday.-Ben

  • #37655
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “Now lick it!”

  • #37656
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Office SpaceExcuse me; I, I, think you have my s-stapler.MMM,.....Yeah....I'm gona' need you to come in this Saturday.-Ben

    Were all invited, I think I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-Face.O-H, O-H, O-H, You know what I mean, O-H, Yeha.

  • #37657
     Anonymous

    Office Space"watch out for the cornhole!!"

  • #37658
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Easy one…Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

  • #37659
     vripley 
    Participant

    That movie ROCKS! It will get you… um er… well, curious.(:

    Put "Secretary" on the list too...  OMG!!!

    Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

    Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...

  • #37660
     Anonymous

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again……    ;D

  • #37661
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again......    ;D

    Silence of the Lambs. "So I ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti"

  • #37662
     Anonymous

    Why do I have to be Mr. PInk

  • #37663
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Why do I have to be Mr. PInk

    Resivior Dogs....another classic"If he refuses, cut off his pinky"

  • #37664
     Anonymous

    Easy one...Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

    Old School.  😀New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

  • #37665
     Anonymous

    You *ucked Up You Trusted usWe will sware that you were taking great care of the car and we woke up and the car was missingMy Advice To You Is To Start Drinking HeavilyTrust Him Hes In Pre Law

  • #37666
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    You *ucked Up You Trusted usWe will sware that you were taking great care of the car and we woke up and the car was missingMy Advice To You Is To Start Drinking HeavilyTrust Him Hes In Pre Law

    Animal House"Was it over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor"?Toga...Toga...Toga...

  • #37667
     Anonymous

    Charlie …  they took my thumb Charlie …

  • #37668
     Anonymous

    New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"Also Fight Club!Anudda new one..No, she gets a special cologne, its called sex panther by Odeon...It's illegal in 9 countries, got bits of real panther in it so you know its good!

  • #37669
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    I can't remember the name. I think it's The Anchorman or The Adventures of Ron Burgundy.

  • #37670
     Anonymous

    Yup, I think the title is Anchorman: The Adventures of Ron Burgandy…something along those lines..

  • #37671
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    How about….. The Anchorman; The LEGEND of…..

    Yup, I think the title is Anchorman: The Adventures of Ron Burgandy...something along those lines..

  • #37672
     Anonymous

    ha, should be the legend of!!  I like when the girl walks up and he's doing curls.  998, 999, 1000..

  • #37673
     Anonymous

    Charlie ...  they took my thumb Charlie ...

    Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix.  The Pope of Greenwich Village.  Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

  • #37674
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

    DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?

  • #37675
     Anonymous

    Charlie ...  they took my thumb Charlie ...

    Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix.  The Pope of Greenwich Village.  Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

    I thought no one would get that one !!!

  • #37676
     vripley 
    Participant

    That is my favorite comedy… I love the part that goes something like this:Scene: hot chick laying out next to the pool and the Dude approacheth...Hot Chick: "I'll suck your c*** for $1,000."Assistant approaches and asks, "What are you doing?"The Dude: "I'm lookin' for an ATM man."ROFL

    Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

    DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?

  • #37677
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “That there is an RV.”

  • #37678
     MarylandFJ1 
    Member

    Here is an easy but fun one:"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "

  • #37679
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Didn”t someone do that one already?Ron Burgondy

  • #37680
     MarylandFJ1 
    Member

    Didn"t someone do that one already?Ron Burgondy

    I don't think it was done already... I looked... maybe not well, but I lookedNot Ron Burgundy... right movie wrong character.  Was "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" the character saying that was Brian Fantana.

  • #37681
     Anonymous

    "That there is an RV."

    Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.  ::)

  • #37682
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    "That there is an RV."

    Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.  ::)

    Sounds close"That is an RV - from hell!"

  • #37683
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    stripes?

  • #37684
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "That there is an RV."

    Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Cousin Eddie to Clark

  • #37685
     Anonymous

    Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

  • #37686
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

    Is it Fast times at Ridgemont High when Spakoli (sp) wrecked the Trans Am?"No Shirt No Shoes No Dice... Know it, learn it."

  • #37687
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Here's some choice, but easy, ones:"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. ""Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Would you like to know where you'd be without us, the US of A, to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***g province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me! (Thank you for popping in and protecting us!) If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"

  • #37688
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    A Fish Called Wanda.  Haven't seen that classic in quite some time.  “A$$hole!”

  • #37689
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Movie I saw the other night:"Is a pig's pu$$y pork?"

  • #37690
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

  • #37691
     Anonymous

    Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

    Is it Fast times at Ridgemont High when Spakoli (sp) wrecked the Trans Am?"No Shirt No Shoes No Dice... Know it, learn it."

    You are correct Ben.  Spicoli was awesome, and Phoebe Cates scene coming out of the pool...

  • #37692
     Anonymous

    You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

    Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers.  The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome!  and yes I was a child of the 80's

  • #37693
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

    Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers.  The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome!  and yes I was a child of the 80's

    It's OK man, we all did; Grimlock and Optimus were the pride of my collection - Swoop came in second.  And yes, when Optimus died in the movie, I did cry - you gotta problem wit dat?!  😛

  • #37694
     Anonymous

    I'm just the cook

  • #37695
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “Hmm, the new Oldsmobiles are out early this year.”

  • #37696
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "Hmm, the new Oldsmobiles are out early this year."

    The Blues Brothers."Disco Pants and Haircuts, This mall has everything."

  • #37697
     Anonymous

    Oooh the Blue Brothers.  What a great movie…..dang Illinois Nazi's..The mall has everything quote isn't from Mallrats is it??

  • #37698
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Blues Brothers as well.

  • #37699
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “You wanna go with me to the bathroom–doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy.”

  • #37700
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "You wanna go with me to the bathroom--doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy."

    Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout.

  • #37701
     Anonymous

    Moooon River!

  • #37702
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    Excellent!

  • #37703
     Anonymous

    Moooon River!

    Fletch!!

  • #37704
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “Daddy, our top came off.”"No sh*t!"

  • #37705
     CGChief 
    Participant

    "Daddy, our top came off.""No sh*t!"

    Smokey and the Bandit

  • #37706
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    Smokey and the Bandit

    Very good!

  • #37707
     Anonymous

    I'm just the cook

    Under Seige !

  • #37708
     Anonymous

    "That there is an RV."

    Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.   ::)

    Sounds close"That is an RV - from hell!"

    Variation on a theme:"Looks like the cops have themselves an RV." (rough quote)

  • #37709
     CGChief 
    Participant

    Die HardHow about"And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland! "

  • #37710
     Anonymous

    The Princess Bride.How about:"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty."

  • #37711
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    The Princess Bride.How about:"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty."

    Braveheart

  • #37712
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    How about…"Try not to suck any d![k on the way to the parking lot.........Hey!, Hey! you get back here."

  • #37713
     Anonymous

    How about..."Try not to suck any d![k on the way to the parking lot.........Hey!, Hey! you get back here."

    "I'm not even supposed to be here!"CLERKS !  Great flick.Here's one for ya'll..."In the words of the Mother Mary, 'come again?'"

  • #37714
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Snatch!How about:"We were at the Pogo Lounge at the Beverly Hills hotel, sipping Singapore Slings with Mezcal on the side."and from the same flick"Don't you know that money goes to the World Bank!? You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!"

  • #37715
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Also…."Do you have anything to declare?", "Yeha, Don't Fu[*!n" go to England."

  • #37716
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Snatch!How about:"We were at the Pogo Lounge at the Beverly Hills hotel, sipping Singapore Slings with Mezcal on the side."and from the same flick"Don't you know that money goes to the World Bank!? You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!"

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

  • #37717
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    “Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh!t load of dimes!”

  • #37718
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh!t load of dimes!"

    Blazing Saddles."Excuse me whilw I whip this out"

  • #37719
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    “Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!”

  • #37720
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    "Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!"

    Young Frankenstein"Abby Normal"

  • #37721
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    It's obvious, but I love this one….Auctioneer - Where are you from?Josephus (Gregory Hines tap dancing) - EthiopiaAuctioneer - What part?Josephus - 125th Street.

  • #37722
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    It's obvious, but I love this one....Auctioneer - Where are you from?Josephus (Gregory Hines tap dancing) - EthiopiaAuctioneer - What part?Josephus - 125th Street.

    History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

  • #37723
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

    The DepartedNext one is very easy, but funny!"She's got a great @ss--and you've got your head, all the way up it!"

  • #37724
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

    The DepartedNext one is very easy, but funny!"She's got a great @ss--and you've got your head, all the way up it!"

    Heat."You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

  • #37725
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Scarface..

  • #37726
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    “Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!”

  • #37727
     vripley 
    Participant

    Vaughn talking to Kristine every Wednesday night in bed?

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

  • #37728
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Vaughn talking to Kristine every Wednesday night in bed?

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    Sure that isn't Vaughn asking Kristine for a steamer every Wednesday night?

  • #37729
     vripley 
    Participant

    Sounds like Vince Vaughn to me. Was it that one with what's her name from Friends?

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

  • #37730
     vripley 
    Participant

    “You usin' the whole fist there doc?”

  • #37731
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Sounds like Vince Vaughn to me. Was it that one with what's her name from Friends?

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    Survey says!  XXX

  • #37732
     vripley 
    Participant

    “She had our second baby sideways.”

  • #37733
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    "You usin' the whole fist there doc?"

    Fletch

  • #37734
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    "She had our second baby sideways."

    Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

  • #37735
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "She had our second baby sideways."

    Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

    Damn, I knew that one! "People train runs out of" *hawks a loogie* "Stubbville." Just saw it again last week.

  • #37736
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

  • #37737
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Movie I saw the other night:"Is a pig's pu$$y pork?"

    Hint:"Just because you got the bacon, lettuce, and tomato don't mean I'm gonna give you my toast."

  • #37738
     vripley 
    Participant

    Strange Brew? That is one of my favorites!"You can't drive that truck eh, you don't even have a license!""But it's a beer truck eh.""Oh."

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

  • #37739
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Strange Brew? That is one of my favorites!"You can't drive that truck eh, you don't even have a license!""But it's a beer truck eh.""Oh."

    "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

    DING DING DING.  Winner winner chicken dinner!

  • #37740
     vripley 
    Participant

    Was that a yes?Oops... I see your response inside the quote.(:

  • #37741
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Fixed/corrected/modified.

  • #37742
     Anonymous

    “If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.”

  • #37743
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “…I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!”

  • #37744
     vripley 
    Participant

    “Put Edwina back in bowl.”

  • #37745
     vripley 
    Participant

    No one (except Dobrynski) will get my last one, so I will throw one more into the proverbial hopper:"Hey Mr. Sniper sir."

  • #37746
     Anonymous

    "Put Edwina back in bowl."

    All of Me  🙂

  • #37747
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

    "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet."Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

  • #37748
     vripley 
    Participant

    Wow!!!Good call... I thought I was the only person on the planet who remembered that one. Then I remembered that you were old too.q-:

    "Put Edwina back in bowl."

    All of Me  🙂

  • #37749
     vripley 
    Participant

    I am sort-of cheating on this one… You see this line is only available on the Director's Cut DVD.If that wasn't a hint... I dunno what is!(:

    "Hey Mr. Sniper sir."

  • #37750
     Anonymous

    Here's an easy one since it is Friday but definitly funny!!-What's my name?-Huh?-(She Slaps him) Say my name b!tch!!!

  • #37751
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    Here's an easy one since it is Friday but definitly funny!!-What's my name?-Huh?-(She Slaps him) Say my name b!tch!!!

    American Pie?

  • #37752
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    The movie itself if full of memorable and popular quotes, but I thought we'd go a little obscure:"...It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. "

  • #37753
     vripley 
    Participant

    “Gimme da keys. I'll drive!”

  • #37754
     Anonymous

    Great Movie, Ferris Buellers Day offand yes, that was American Pie!All these movies make me wish I was a teenager again!!!!

  • #37755
     Anonymous

    "Gimme da keys. I'll drive!"

    One of the best movies ever!  Weird Science.  "He don't even have a license, Lisa!"Ok, how about another easier one..."No one can eat 50 eggs."

  • #37756
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Cool Hand Luke…Puhaleese,,,,Common waa too easyHow about......"wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf."

  • #37757
     CGChief 
    Participant

    Cool Hand Luke...Puhaleese,,,,Common waa too easyHow about......"wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf."

    M*A*S*H*how 'bout "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. "

  • #37758
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Patton, An actual quote and not just a movie line.Another one...."Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." (I Changed quote from an obscure one)-Ben

  • #37759
     Anonymous

    Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"

  • #37760
     Anonymous

    Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"

    HEAT baby!  At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?"Beer?"  "It's 10 in the morning!"  "Scotch?"

  • #37761
     Anonymous

    HEAT baby!  At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?

    Correctamundo.

  • #37762
     Anonymous

    "Beer?"  "It's 10 in the morning!"  "Scotch?"Was that Mr Mom, when he was a complete mess??How about,"that's why I date high school girls..."  "I get older and then stay the same age...."

  • #37763
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Dazed and Confused. Best High School movieHow about ......Do bullets go bad? No, it's not like milk. They don't have expiration date or anything.

  • #37764
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    L.A. Story – one my all time favs!

  • #37765
     Anonymous

    “What tipped me off was something your wife said when we were in bed together, that we had the same build.”

  • #37766
     CGChief 
    Participant

    Fletch

  • #37767
     vripley 
    Participant

    Hey Carmine. Remember me?

  • #37768
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Godfather"Leave the gun; take the cannoli"

  • #37769
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    “Shut up fatso, I don't have a pot.”

  • #37770
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "Shut up fatso, I don't have a pot."

    It's Pulp Fiction the part with Butch the boxer."Do you widh I had a pot?"  "What's that you want some pit?"Howzabout.."Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

  • #37771
     Anonymous

    Ahh, just watched it the other night going to bed.  I'll add on “we got the Kentucky Bluegrass, hawaiian sensimelia..”Or "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them!"Howzabout.."Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

  • #37772
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Caddyshack!?

  • #37773
     Anonymous

    Yes, definitly has to go on the top 10 greatest movies of all time list.

  • #37774
     vripley 
    Participant

    Father Carmine was in the Godfather… But, that wasn't the movie. I will complete the quote to give you more of a clue:"Hey Carmine. Remember me? We went to Kindergarten together." *POW*

    Godfather"Leave the gun; take the cannoli"

  • #37775
     Anonymous

    Father Carmine was in the Godfather... But, that wasn't the movie. I will complete the quote to give you more of a clue:"Hey Carmine. Remember me? We went to Kindergarten together." *POW*

    You didn't need to expand the quote.  I would have responded and corrected him.  🙂Good Will Hunting"The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. "

  • #37776
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    "The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. "

    Platoon"Take me to bed or lose me forever."

  • #37777
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "Take me to bed or lose me forever."

    TOP GUNDoes Doug know you feel this way?

  • #37778
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    Yes, we've had a long discussion about it, and he's fine with it.  If you owned a Jeep, however, he might feel differently.  🙂

  • #37779
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    This is an easy one:"Wherever you can look, wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy, I'll be there."

  • #37780
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Grapes of Wrath

  • #37781
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    Are you looking these up on the internet, Doug???  🙂  I haven't seen Grapes of Wrath, so I had no clue what you were talking about.

  • #37782
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

  • #37783
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Are you looking these up on the internet, Doug???  🙂

    Saw these the other night while watching AFI's top 100 list.  So to answer your question.  No.

  • #37784
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    I don't know that one, but here's another one:"You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin.  In fact, you're probably seeing double.""I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

  • #37785
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    TombstoneWe need to bring the classics to OBX for a film festival.

  • #37786
     vripley 
    Participant

    Looking them up is illegal…(:I bet no one gets this one!"Top of the head... The hardest spot on the body!"

  • #37787
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Anyone else catch the AFI top 100 list the other night?  Pretty good.  They had clips from movies and were working down to #1.  I caught 26-20.  So no peeking at the list!  Since I will be quoting from the scenes they showed.  ;D

  • #37788
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Which quotes haven't been answered yet?  I think we have a couple scattered throughout the thread.

  • #37789
     One Proud Mama 
    Moderator

    "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

    I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

  • #37790
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

    I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

    Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."

  • #37791
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

    Mr. Smith Goes to WashingtonHere's one:"That's right, Pompey... poke chop money."

  • #37792
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

    Mr. Smith Goes to WashingtonHere's one:"That's right, Pompey... poke chop money."

    Our youngest member is stepping up to the plate with the oldies I am throwing out.  Way to go!

  • #37793
     Anonymous

    "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

    I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

    Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."

    The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?

  • #37794
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants." The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?

    Yupper's Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home ('nuklear wessels!')The first was Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country - Capt. Sulu, in the beginning, when seeing the shockwave coming from the exploded Klingon moon of Kronos.(and yes, I do have a life!  :D)

  • #37795
     vripley 
    Participant

    Since this one is dying down… I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

  • #37796
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Since this one is dying down... I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

    While his body was still warm....."Another time Highlander"I think Highlander belongs in the cheesey movie thread. Good movie though

  • #37797
     vripley 
    Participant

    Not cheesy!!!

    Since this one is dying down... I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

    While his body was still warm....."Another time Highlander"I think Highlander belongs in the cheesey movie thread. Good movie though

  • #37798
     CGChief 
    Participant

    So how 'bout "She is fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!"

    I'll add another quote from this movie.Pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.Captain: Define "interesting".Pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

  • #37799
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Airplane???

  • #37800
     CGChief 
    Participant

    Nope, not even close.

  • #37801
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Didin't think so, but worth a try. I thought I knew every line from that movie. I guess I do.I know I've heard that line before.

  • #37802
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Watched this one last night:Sgt.: How we doing?Pvt.: Oh, splendid, Sergeant. He still can't hit anything, but he loads like a genius.

  • #37803
     vripley 
    Participant

    Guy: “Have you ever been mistaken for a man?”Girl: "No. Have you?"

  • #37804
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

    Aliens

  • #37805
     vripley 
    Participant

    Dang… I knew you would get that one… Even though I purposefully left out the names!That is one of my favorite movies!We should have a Bruisers Alien movie day.(:

    Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

    Aliens

  • #37806
     vripley 
    Participant

    “Kiiimmm… I thought you weren't gonna be back until next Thursday.”

  • #37807
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Dang... I knew you would get that one... Even though I purposefully left out the names!That is one of my favorite movies!We should have a Bruisers Alien movie day.(:

    Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

    Aliens

    LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "

  • #37808
     Anonymous

    LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "

    Roadhouse and The Hunt for Red October respectively.

  • #37809
     Anonymous

    Here is one:I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?

  • #37810
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Here is one:I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?

    Armageddon - a guilty pleasure movie!

  • #37811
     Anonymous

    You're good you…

  • #37812
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    You're good you...

    Thanks, kind of embarrassed for publicy stating I know that move - but alas...Anyway, here's one exchange from my all time favorite movie and one I even did a dissertation on back in film school:Woman: No, no, no. I think we've talked much too much about me. Tell me about yourself.Lieutenant: Well, there isn't much to tell. I just fly a bomber.W: Oh, how perfectly thrilling!L: I don't know about it being thrilling. But it's quite a bomber. You might not believe it, but I can drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.W: Really?L: Does that interest you?W: It certainly does. Was considered very risque for it's day...

  • #37813
     Anonymous

    1941?

  • #37814
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    1941?

    Close - right war.

  • #37815
     Anonymous

    1941?

    Close - right war.

    Ok, "Uncle!!!" I give tell me!

  • #37816
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Ok, "Uncle!!!" I give tell me!

    "To Be or Not to Be" with Jack Benny, Carole Lombard, and a very young Robert Stack.If you've only seen the Mel Brooks re-make you are missing a great comedy classic!

  • #37817
     vripley 
    Participant

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

  • #37818
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    The Outlaw Josey Wales

  • #37819
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    Outlaw Josey Wales!

  • #37820
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    The Outlaw Josey Wales

    Damn you, Doug!

  • #37821
     vripley 
    Participant

    We got this thing called the Missouri River Boat Ride.

  • #37822
     Anonymous

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    The Outlaw Josey Wales

    To easy, I still would not have gotten the Jack Benny one..

  • #37823
     Anonymous

    Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

  • #37824
     Doug Dobrynski 
    Moderator

    Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    Outlaw Josey Wales!

    Yes!  Beat you to it!

  • #37825
     vripley 
    Participant

    “And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!”

  • #37826
     RickRock 
    Participant

    From a differant thread:Re: Paragon July 8! (Definite Date)« Reply #59 on: Today at 09:39:26 AM » Reply with quoteQuote Modify messageModify Remove messageRemoveQuote from: rdvrk219 on Today at 09:35:30 AMQuote from: Rick Rock on Today at 09:28:40 AMQuote from: RedTrooper on July 03, 2007, 02:13:37 PMRICK . . . .talk to this boy!  He needs help. I'm not the best one to talk to about this.....10 years ago, Kakie had brain surgery to remove a lemon sized tumor from behind her right eye....I got her home three days later and then left for 7 days of snowmobiling in Montana!  Worked out fine since her short term memory was effected for a good while - she simply forgot I was gone!Of course, there was the mandatory trip to a jewelery store involved......Catholic guilt is hard to shake.......Rick "The Whipped" RockNeither is Jewish!Same thing actually, you just get your dose on Saturday as opposed to Sunday.....Here's a movie quote I bet no one can attribute:"Religion separates men, Faith bring them together."R

  • #37827
     Anonymous

    "And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!"

    FREEDOM !!!!I am married to a great gal, but one of her biggest short comings is refusing to watch Braveheart.  I just don't get it, and I think that's what makes her refuse to watch it!  >:(

  • #37828
     vripley 
    Participant

    I see divorce in your future.(:

    "And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!"

    FREEDOM !!!!I am married to a great gal, but one of her biggest short comings is refusing to watch Braveheart.  I just don't get it, and I think that's what makes her refuse to watch it!   >:(

  • #37829
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “Ever thus to deadbeats.”

  • #37830
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    I need a rug; had to much to drink  😛

  • #37831
     Anonymous

    “Reid, I think the crack and the caffeine are really starting to get to you.”

  • #37832
     MarylandFJ1 
    Member

    Fantastic Four

  • #37833
     MarylandFJ1 
    Member

    Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

  • #37834
     Anonymous

    Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

    And what is V for ?  😉

  • #37835
     Trevor Criste 
    Member

    vendetta?

  • #37836
     Anonymous

    "I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"

  • #37837
     Anonymous

    "I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"

    Love that movie. "Aw, I think I just stepped on your Auntie."

  • #37838
     Medic Mechanic 
    Moderator

    I used this one this morning at work:  She's going from suck to blowwwwwwwww!

  • #37839
     Anonymous

    Hey JPness..  that ragging just cracks me up.  "What sick ridiculous puppets we are.. and what a gross little stage we dance on.."

  • #37840
     Anonymous

    Just saw a great little movie that surprised me at how funny it was…In Bruges.Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.Chlo: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.

  • #37841
     vripley 
    Participant

    Starting this thread back up… Don't reply unless you know the movie that the quote comes from… Then, simply state the movie name and add a quote from another movie…"Anything so innocent... And, built like that... Just gotta be named, Lucille."

  • #37842
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Starting this thread back up... Don't reply unless you know the movie that the quote comes from... Then, simply state the movie name and add a quote from another movie..."Anything so innocent... And, built like that... Just gotta be named, Lucille."

    Duh - Cool Hand Luke!"The Injuns put you here?""T'weren't Mormons. A Chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts."

  • #37843
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Jeremiah Johnson?  If so, great one Joe!"Yeah. But, don't worry. He made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites. "

  • #37844
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Jeremiah Johnson?  If so, great one Joe!

    Damn, you're good Josh! +1And +1 to Rip for starting this thread up again.

  • #37845
     FJ213 
    Participant

    "negative ghostrider, the pattern is full!!"

  • #37846
     FKephart 
    Participant

    Top Gun?

  • #37847
     FJ213 
    Participant

    Top Gun?

    yup!!

  • #37848
     FKephart 
    Participant

    Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be!

  • #37849
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Excalibur?

  • #37850
     FKephart 
    Participant

    correct

  • #37851
     FJ213 
    Participant

    "WELL, IM NO SLOUCH MYSELF" "DONT SELL YOURSELF SHORT, JUDGE, YOURE A TREMENDOUS SLOUCH"

  • #37852
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "WELL, IM NO SLOUCH MYSELF" "DONT SELL YOURSELF SHORT, JUDGE, YOURE A TREMENDOUS SLOUCH"

    My Cousin Vinny?

  • #37853
     Lucas 
    Participant

    Caddyshack. ;D

  • #37854
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Okay, let's see here… Shatner, Shatner… no, doesn't look like he's in this one; we're safe.

  • #37855
     FJ213 
    Participant

    "keep your eye on the fruit"  "keep your eye on the fruit"

  • #37856
     FKephart 
    Participant

    PatTwo Quote's in a row from Caddyshack?

  • #37857
     FJ213 
    Participant

    PatTwo Quote's in a row from Caddyshack?

    im very limited.... ;D ;D ;Done was from I and the other from II

  • #37858
     FJ213 
    Participant

    "I've got no place else to go"

  • #37859
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    officer and a gentlemen

  • #37860
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    “You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance”

  • #37861
     Anonymous

    "You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance"

    "Game over, man. Game over!" 

  • #37862
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    “What we got here is a failure to comunicate”

  • #37863
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "What we got here is a failure to comunicate"

    Cool Hand Luke."You see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this."

  • #37864
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Good One…"The Deer Hunter"

  • #37865
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    “Oh I'm Mr Newsbaum, thats my wifes card”"Yea, I'll vouch for him""Ok, as long as we have a voucher"

  • #37866
     FJ213 
    Participant

    H.D.S coming through, got a package people!!

  • #37867
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    H.D.S coming through, got a package people!!

    Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

  • #37868
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Need a hint….Leaking Oil Cans..

  • #37869
     Anonymous

    The Jerk

  • #37870
     Lucas 
    Participant

    I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you. If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."

  • #37871
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you. If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."

    The Quiet Man! I love that movie!How about:"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

  • #37872
     Anonymous

    “Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.”I'm pretty sure it's Clint Eastwood from Outlaw Josey Whales

  • #37873
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    “Houston we have a Problem”

  • #37874
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, xxxxxx , if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "

  • #37875
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, xxxxxx , if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail."I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names."

  • #37876
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Thank You for Smoking (just watched it yesterday  ;))

  • #37877
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    “Look,Dave,I can see your really upset about this”

  • #37878
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    2001.

  • #37879
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "Look,Dave,I can see your really upset about this"

    Man, you gotta answer correctly before you get to pick!  ;DQuick on the trigger!

  • #37880
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    I'm not fast enough to reply… 😉 I'll keep trying thoughBut..I got to sneak another in:"Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

  • #37881
     vripley 
    Participant

    Best movie of all time… Pulp Fiction."500""500 what, douche bag?""500 street fights..."

  • #37882
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    “Knockaround Guys”"And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. "

  • #37883
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Office SpaceEasy one....“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”

  • #37884
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Office SpaceEasy one....“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”

    Simpsons Movie?

  • #37885
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    No

  • #37886
     Lucas 
    Participant

    Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

  • #37887
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

    16 Candles

  • #37888
     Trevor Criste 
    Member

    Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

    16 Candles

    you would know that

  • #37889
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Ha, Fargo! I pictured Wiggum saying that!

  • #37890
     Lucas 
    Participant

    Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

    16 Candles

    Correct sir. In High school, I was obnoxious and kind of similar to Anthony Michael Hall's portrayal of "The Geek" in that movie. Fortunately for me, my older brother was 6'3" and 330.lbs in high school, I never got touched by the upperclassmen.

  • #37891
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    😀16, Ferris, and Breakfast Club - the trilogy of a thousand quotes!to continue on..."Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! "

  • #37892
     Anonymous

    "Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! "

    Young Frankenstein.+10 if you can get this one without the help of Google:"Burn victim, shotgun wound to the head, there's your meatball, oh GAH, rotten! Yes, I think you! John Doe, apparently just dropped dead. I must have him!"

  • #37893
     FJ213 
    Participant

    'your helmet is soo big'

  • #37894
     FKephart 
    Participant

    spaceballs ?

  • #37895
     FJ213 
    Participant

    spaceballs ?

    yep...it was on tonight...caught the last hrgreat movie...

  • #37896
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Easy one for a Friday"Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

  • #37897
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

    Can't......resist.......too......many.......jokes......to.....make......

  • #37898
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Easy one for a Friday"Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

    "Easy Money"  and what he said...

  • #37899
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Trading Places as well..Ben, I would not think less of you if you had  😛

  • #37900
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Oh my god! You are the king of comebacks. Not.

  • #37901
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Not.

    Wayne's World!

  • #37902
     FJ213 
    Participant

    'Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer'

  • #37903
     vripley 
    Participant

    Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

  • #37904
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

    Planes, Trains and Automobiles!"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. "

  • #37905
     vripley 
    Participant

    Years later, and this is still my all time favorite scene from a movie![flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/v/LcEChbNCFLk[/flash]

  • #37906
     FJ213 
    Participant

    Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

    one of the greatest movies of all times!! ;D

  • #37907
     Anonymous

    Derka, Derka, Mohamed Jihad!Give up?Ah Hans, your busting my balls!!

  • #37908
     FJ213 
    Participant

    Team America!!!

  • #37909
     Anonymous
  • #37910
     FJ Opus 
    Member

  • #37911
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?”

  • #37912
     Anonymous

    I dunno, Josh… “I'm drawing a complete….blank!”

  • #37913
     FJ213 
    Participant

    I dunno, Josh... "I'm drawing a complete....blank!"

    me too!!

  • #37914
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    I dunno, Josh... "I'm drawing a complete....blank!"

    😀 😛

  • #37915
     Sandman 
    Participant

    Grosse Pointe Blank

  • #37916
     Anonymous

    Josh, I guess only you and I got that reference…ah, the burden of genius.  😉Ok, off to g and m !

  • #37917
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Josh, I guess only you and I got that reference...ah, the burden of genius.  😉Ok, off to g and m !

    CU There....Here's one for the road"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. "

  • #37918
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Let's take it to the next level…[html] [/html]

  • #37919
     Bueller 
    Participant

    “There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is……how do we arm the other eleven?”

  • #37920
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Lords of War? 

  • #37921
     Bueller 
    Participant

    Lords of War? 

    Yep, Lord Of War. I love the other line when he is bringing his dead brother back and the guy at the airport says" I am agent ____ from the ATF" and Yuri says " I don't suppose you're here for the alcohol or tobacco"

  • #37922
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    A bad movie with good Caige lines."and not a condom within 2,000 miles"

  • #37923
     Anonymous

    “I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.”"We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "

  • #37924
     Anonymous

    "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.""We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "

    Animal House?"And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

  • #37925
     Anonymous

    "And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

    Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)

  • #37926
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    "And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

    Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)

    I had no idea until you mentioned the ex-wife. It sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

  • #37927
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    “Sara just got off a plane from London.” "Oh, you must be exhausted." "Yes, I'm shattered, but it's nothing that some sleep and a good fvck wouldn't cure."

  • #37928
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Didn't her sister used to say that?  😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)

  • #37929
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Didn't her sister used to say that?  😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)

    L.A. Story...

  • #37930
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    (one of the best [modern] written movies!)

    Its a Midsummer Night's Dream, but set in LA (No, not the party at the Playboy mansion). 

  • #37931
     Anonymous

    “What can I get for a $1.35 American?!”

  • #37932
     Anonymous

    OK so after nearly a month of no one responding..  The quote is from EuroTrip.

  • #37933
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Ahhhhhhhh……Euro-Trip?

  • #37934
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”

  • #37935
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

    "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

  • #37936
     vripley 
    Participant

    Once you guess the movie, you're supposed to throw back a quote for a new movie, like:"We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."

  • #37937
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    'm gonna give you three seconds–exactly three fu**ing seconds–to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!”

  • #37938
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!"

    Full Metal Jacket!"I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory."

  • #37939
     SHAKE35 
    Participant

    ” Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale of the moon light ? “

  • #37940
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    "I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory."Von Ryans Express...good movie"This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

  • #37941
     Anonymous

    [html]

    [/html]ROOOOFLES

  • #37942
     4Rocker 
    Participant

    "This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

    Toy story!"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk!"

  • #37943
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    "This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

    Toy story!"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk!"

    uhf!

  • #37944
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Here's a new one…."My name is John Johnson, but everbody calls me Vicki"

  • #37945
     Anonymous

    So I married an axe murderer"I smoked pot with a Jonny hopkins"

  • #37946
     mike curnow 
    Member

    I'm gonna shake thngs up and go with a quote from a book, actually a bit too easy."The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

  • #37947
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    I'm gonna shake thngs up and go with a quote from a book, actually a bit too easy."The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

    the good the bad and the ugly ?

  • #37948
     mike curnow 
    Member

    nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

  • #37949
     Anonymous

    “I'm going to KILL BILL.”beatrix_2.jpg

  • #37950
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Care Bears Movie? 😛

  • #37951
     Anonymous

    teletubbies?

  • #37952
     Darkrose 
    Member

    nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

    Stephen King's "The Dark Tower" ??Here's one:  "This is no time for D__k-measuring!"

  • #37953
     vripley 
    Participant

    nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

    The book was the original Dark Tower book One, called, Gunslinger.

    Here's one:  "This is no time for D__k-measuring!"

    Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."

  • #37954
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska.""Unfogiven"  another great movie...How about..."Wakey,wakey...eggs and Bacie"

  • #37955
     Anonymous

    Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."

    "Unfogiven"  another great movie...How about..."Wakey,wakey...eggs and Bacie" That one could probably been in a bunch of movies...most recently I remember it in Children of Men...great flick!Here's a great one...Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?No.Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?No.Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?Yes, I have.Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?No!

  • #37956
     vripley 
    Participant

    Here's a great one...Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?No.Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?No.Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?Yes, I have.Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?No!

    Hot Fuzz"Whatever blows your hair back."

  • #37957
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll f**kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?”

  • #37958
     Evilthycat-(AKA Connie) 
    Participant

    "What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll f**kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?"

    Goodfellas

  • #37959
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola.”

  • #37960
     Anonymous

    "I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola."

    "Bite it! Make him look like a dick!"Only one of the best movies ever !  ;D  Supah Troopahs !

  • #37961
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola."

    "Bite it! Make him look like a dick!"Only one of the best movies ever !  ;D  Supah Troopahs !

    "Liter is French for give me my f*ckin' cola before I break VOUS F*CKIN' LIP!"

  • #37962
     Anonymous

    Yea…that's a very quotable movie…one of those that gets funnier every time I see it. "...the snozberries taste like snozberries.""...littering aaand, littering aaand...."

  • #37963
     Trevor Criste 
    Member

    Yea...that's a very quotable movie...one of those that gets funnier every time I see it. "...the snozberries taste like snozberries.""...littering aaand, littering aaand...."

    super troopersssss

  • #37964
     Chaos 
    Member

    “You sound like you're from London!”

  • #37965
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can of peas my ass! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'

  • #37966
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can of peas my a$$! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'

    too easy. I'm leaving this for someone else. Here's another hint....."Michael Corleone says hello"A great ending, but not the end. His ending is quite poetic.

  • #37967
     vripley 
    Participant

    Godfather II"If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I wanna know."

  • #37968
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    Inglorious Basterds!

  • #37969
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    “I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?”

  • #37970
     FJ Crawler 
    Participant

    I just heard this and had to post it…. ;D"I always go backwards when I back away"

  • #37971
     FJ Guy 
    Moderator

    "I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?"

    "The Right Stuff" the bartender, owner of Panchos.  8)

  • #37972
     Anonymous

    “Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!”

  • #37973
     Anonymous

    "Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!"

    That line, I think, made me laugh hardest in the whole movie !  Hangover"I just wish I could take back that kiss. Because now I know... it was the taste of betrayal."

  • #37974
     MarylandFJ1 
    Member

    The guy that played “fat jesus” is in this show “Bored to Death” on HBO, and it is wonderful.  He is pretty much the same guy (maybe even worse) on that show.  Hilarious!

  • #37975
     Anonymous

    The guy that played "fat jesus" is in this show "Bored to Death" on HBO, and it is wonderful.  He is pretty much the same guy (maybe even worse) on that show.  Hilarious!

    Yea, he's really funny in that. Not sure if it's coming back for a 2nd season. I liked it. Zack Galifanikas.

  • #37976
     Holmes 
    Member

    WHAT? You went over my helmet?

  • #37977
     Nateand101 
    Member

    WHAT? You went over my helmet?

    Good one ...Space Balls

  • #37978
     WebsII 
    Member

    “Get to da choppah!!”  Too easy, but relevant to my day yesterday…

  • #37979
     Anonymous

    "Get to da choppah!!"  Too easy, but relevant to my day yesterday...

    I know *who* that is, but which movie...ugh !  Predator, I say.Speaking of that, have you guys seen that Robert Rodriguez is doing the newest Predator...and it's a pretty stacked cast !

  • #37980
     Mrs. Holmes 
    Member

    “This is gonna sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”

  • #37981
     Anonymous

    ^^Stepbrothers" Some men just want to watch the world burn."

  • #37982
     FKephart 
    Participant

    ^^The Dark Knight

  • #37983
     Gone Walkabout 
    Participant

    Vaughn will probably be quoting the new Rush movie from Tribeca. http://www.tribecafilm.com/filmguide/87139962.html

  • #37984
     Anonymous

    “She said something like…  ecto gamit…..what does that mean?”"It means....not with out my permission."

  • #37985
     FKephart 
    Participant

    Fifth Element

  • #37986
     Anonymous

    Fifth Element

    well done!

  • #37987
     WebsII 
    Member

    “I tell ya its so hot I saw a little guy in an orange robe burst into flames, its that hot!”

  • #37988
     FKephart 
    Participant

    Good morning Vietnam

  • #37989
     WebsII 
    Member

    A guy told me one time, “Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.” Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a… a marriage?

  • #37990
     Evilthycat-(AKA Connie) 
    Participant

    A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

    Heat....

  • #37991
     WebsII 
    Member

    Notice a theme here???  :giggle:

  • #37992
     Evilthycat-(AKA Connie) 
    Participant

    Notice a theme here???  :giggle:

    Got us on that one only thing that comes to mind that we are all going to Self con-bust in to flame for the God awful HEAT...  :blowup: :blowup: :blowup:

  • #37993
     vripley 
    Participant

    “Shakin' the bush, boss.”

  • #37994
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "Shakin' the bush, boss."

    Cool Hand Luke!

  • #37995
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    “Get ready little lady, Hell is coming to breakfast.”

  • #37996
     FJ Guy 
    Moderator

    The Outlaw Josey Wales.  ::)

  • #37997
     Darkrose 
    Member

    “Everything is illegal in Massachusetts”.

  • #37998
     vripley 
    Participant

    "Everything is illegal in Massachusetts".

    Edge of Darkness... Great movie!Let's go old school... I'll give you three lines for a tough one... And, even the lead name!"What is your nationality?""I'm a drunkard.""That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

  • #37999
     jmaiella 
    Participant

    "Everything is illegal in Massachusetts".

    Edge of Darkness... Great movie!Let's go old school... I'll give you three lines for a tough one... And, even the lead name!"What is your nationality?""I'm a drunkard.""That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

    I would have to guess... Casablanca!?"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same fromthem."

  • #38000
     Thirstysteer 
    Participant

    "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same fromthem."None other than John Wayne in " The Shootist"...speaking to Ron Howard after a shooting lesson...

  • #38001
     Holmes 
    Member

    What is a chafing dish for?Why, it's a traditional serving pieceused at brunches to keep food warm. I thought that was a Crockpot.No, no, no.

  • #38002
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    …that's for cooking all day

  • #38003
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    “Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon”…

  • #38004
     WebsII 
    Member

    "Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon"...

    Armageddon?

  • #38005
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    No, that was “Please get off the Thermonuclear weapon”  “Just trying to feel the power between my legs Brother”  Great movie full of quotes.

  • #38006
     Darkrose 
    Member

    “Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon”…Would that be John Travolta in "Arrow"?

  • #38007
     Darkrose 
    Member

    “Hey careful man!  There's a beverage here!”

  • #38008
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    “broken arrow”

  • #38009
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    The Big Lebowski

  • #38010
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    Yes,  Broken Arrow is the correct answer

  • #38011
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    my nuts are half way up my ass but other than that I'm perfect

  • #38012
     sebori 
    Member

    my nuts are half way up my a$$ but other than that I'm perfect

    Weird Science (Funny I just watched it Saturday)

  • #38013
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    my nuts are half way up my a$$ but other than that I'm perfect

    Weird Science

  • #38014
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    wow, beat me by 42 seconds………..

  • #38015
     sebori 
    Member

    That was close!

  • #38016
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    yes they are close I think thats how they got up there in the first place.you are right sir you may now post up your quote

  • #38017
     Darkrose 
    Member

    DOH!

  • #38018
     FJ Guy 
    Moderator

    DOH!

    The Simpsons.  ;D  It's what Homer says in just about every episode. 😛

  • #38019
     FreddieMac 
    Participant

    DOH!

    The Simpsons.  ;D  It's what Homer says in just about every episode. 😛

    :giggle:

  • #38020
     Darkrose 
    Member

    Technically, you would have to name a movie from whence the quote originated!  Not a TV episode!  HAHA!

  • #38021
     capt. bucko 
    Member

    “Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!” :giggle:

  • #38022
     Darkrose 
    Member

    Blazing Saddles"Alright, you're going the right way for a smart bottom."

  • #38023
     FJ Guy 
    Moderator

    Technically, you would have to name a movie from whence the quote originated!  Not a TV episode!  HAHA!

    Picky, Picky!"The Simpsons MOVIE" ;D

  • #38024
     sebori 
    Member

    Here's one for ya. "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

  • #38025
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    Here's one for ya. "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

    The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew

  • #38026
     Mountainclimber 
    Moderator

    I think the hoser nailed that one.  8)

  • #38027
     sebori 
    Member

    He sure did.

  • #38028
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    :shesaid: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

  • #38029
     FJ213 
    Participant

    When will then, be now? Soon...  ;D

  • #38030
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    When will then, be now? Soon...  ;D

    That's a favorite of mine..... Spaceballs!Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

  • #38031
     capt. bucko 
    Member

    We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of… Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

  • #38032
     vripley 
    Participant

    Blazing Saddles"Alright, you're going the right way for a smart bottom."

    Shrek!

    We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of... Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

    Robin Hood ... Men in TightsHere's a new one:"You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!"

  • #38033
     FJ213 
    Participant

    "You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!"

    Im thinkin thats from Young Frankenstien!  ;D"hold it, hold it, what the hell is that shit?"

  • #38034
     vripley 
    Participant

    "hold it, hold it, what the hell is that sh!t?"

    Another great Mel Brooks jont ... Blazing Saddles."Look ... Any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic. Except that I've got this bronze badge that says I'm one of the good guys!"

  • #38035
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    “Mad Max”Try this one "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

  • #38036
     capt. bucko 
    Member

    dark night……just watched it last night ;D      "Looking good Billy Ray... Feeling good Lewis!"

  • #38037
     Lucas 
    Participant

    dark night......just watched it last night ;D      "Looking good Billy Ray... Feeling good Lewis!"

    Trading Places.."I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face"

  • #38038
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    Billy Jack

  • #38039
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    Or was it “Major Payne” 

  • #38040
     stevesimpson6 
    Participant

    I'm sticking with Billy Jack

  • #38041
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Billy Jack"Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice"."

  • #38042
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    “Real Genius”

  • #38043
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    This is from one of my favorite Movies of all times-"Hey Harry...The timer on that nine-foot nuclear bomb just started ticking."

  • #38044
     FJ Opus 
    Member

    Armageddon"Well, they're moving at almost forty knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it. "

  • #38045
     capt. bucko 
    Member

    hunt for red octoberBuck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart.

  • #38046
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    Great Movie,  The Skipper of the Dallas says that to Jack Ryan in “Hunt for Red October”Another favorite movie of mine."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

  • #38047
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    ha ha ha  “Uncle Buck”!!!!

  • #38048
     Thirstysteer 
    Participant

    Great Movie,  The Skipper of the Dallas says that to Jack Ryan in "Hunt for Red October"Another favorite movie of mine."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

    That would be "Doc" Holiday to "Big Nose" Kate in Tombstone......"I wouldn't make a habit of saying that to often, and once more will be to often!"

  • #38049
     Wayne Honaker 
    Member

    I want to say “True Grit”

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