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    • #27853
      vripley
      Participant

      Ok, it's time for us to have one of our own…Rules are simple:There are no rules. However, it is considered cheating to look up quotes (try and use your limited memory you skally-waggs!).I will start:"Anyone not wearing 1,000,000 SPF sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!"

    • #37609
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Ok, it's time for us to have one of our own...Rules are simple:There are no rules. However, it is considered cheating to look up quotes (try and use your limited memory you skally-waggs!).I will start:"Anyone not wearing 1,000,000 SPF sunblock is gonna have a really bad day!"

      T-2, Judgement Day;  A crazy Sarha Connor about Judgement Day to the Psych Dr.

    • #37610
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      “Hello Cleveland, Hello Cleveland”

    • #37611
      FJ Opus
      Member

      "Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"

      This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

    • #37612
      vripley
      Participant

      Aliens (this is Alien 2).

      "Hello Cleaveland, Hello Cleaveland"

      This is Spinal TapNew one:"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps! A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm. Every meal's a banquet! Every paycheck a fortune! Every formation a parade! I LOVE the corps!"

    • #37613
      vripley
      Participant

      Obviously a tough crowd here… So, I am gonna swing below the belt on this one… And, I bet it never gets solved!(:Harrold says, "Is it a good or bad sign when you bleed from your ears?"Taylor replies, "That's a good sign H."

    • #37614
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Obviously a tough crowd here... So, I am gonna swing below the belt on this one... And, I bet it never gets solved!(:Harrold says, "Is it a good or bad sign when you bleed from your ears?"Taylor replies, "That's a good sign H."

      No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"

    • #37615
      Anonymous
      Guest

      -“I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!”-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

    • #37616
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      -"I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!"-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

      I'm Gona Get'ya Sucka... a classic

    • #37617
      Anonymous
      Guest

      No clue. How about this one:"Hey Farva, what's the name of that place you like with the chicken wings and all that goofy sh!t on the walls?""Shenanigans!?! You're talking about Shenanigans, right?"Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out.  when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..

    • #37618
      Anonymous
      Guest

      -"I heard you screaming from all the way over there!!"-"I wasn't screamin alright!!"-"But I heard you-"-"I wasn't screaming, I was whistling.."-"You was whistling "Willie, help get this b*tch off me??"-Yeah...

      Love I'm gonna get you sucka, so many good lines in that movie!!I'm Gona Get'ya Sucka... a classic

    • #37619
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      My turn again, "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldarado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives."To answer you need to name the movie and state what the third prize is. -Ben

    • #37620
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”

    • #37621
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Love that movie, favorite is in the beginning when the kids get pulled over and the one kid eats all the drugs and is tripping out.  when he says..."Candybar!!!" to the cop I had soda come out my nose...Supertroopers..

      Me, my brother, and some friends were in the theater watching 28 Days Later a few years ago, and at a really quiet, suspensful part, my little brother yelled out "Candybars!!!" in the theater. Everyone started laughing their asses off. It was one of the greatest moments of his life. He's in Airborne jump school now for the Army ROTC. God help our country...

    • #37622
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

      Big Daddy..

    • #37623
      Anonymous
      Guest

      My turn again, "As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldarado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives."To answer you need to name the movie and state what the third prize is. -Ben

      Can't remember the name of the movie...it'll come to me but "third prize is you're fired!"

    • #37624
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

      Big Daddy..

      Nope, but close...

    • #37625
      FJ Opus
      Member

      “I have had… enough… of YOU!”Bonus points for identifying who "You" 's most memorable movie role was outside this one....

    • #37626
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."

      Big Daddy..

      Nope, but close...

      Ahhh, that was from Billy Madison!?!?!  They start to blend together..

    • #37627
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Is that in Aliens when Ripley (just got that) pushes the B!^c# out the loading bay doors?-Ben

    • #37628
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ben, the contest was from Glengarry glenross…must have been around 92-93 because I worked at a video store my senior yr of high school and watched that.  Strange title though, hard to rememberNext movie quote.."Now a question of etiquette, as I pass do I give you the a$$ or the crotch??"

    • #37629
      jmaiella
      Participant

      That is Fight Club, sir.How about:"I had my back broke once, and my legs broke twice, and on my worst day, I can still beat the hell out of you."Extra points for who said it, and who it was addressed to.

    • #37630
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Is that in Aliens when Ripley (just got that) pushes the B!^c# out the loading bay doors?-Ben

      Nope, but did a Aliens quote earlier that Rip got.BTW: ONe of the best lines from Aliens - "Get away from her you BITCH!"

    • #37631
      CGChief
      Participant

      That is Fight Club, sir.How about:"I had my back broke once, and my legs broke twice, and on my worst day, I can still beat the hell out of you."Extra points for who said it, and who it was addressed to.

      Wasn't that John Wayne in "The Cowboys"?  It was addressed Bruce Dern.

    • #37632
      jmaiella
      Participant

      [Wasn't that John Wayne in "The Cowboys"?  It was addressed Bruce Dern.

      You win a cookie, Chuck! 8)

    • #37633
      CGChief
      Participant

      So how 'bout "She is fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!"

    • #37634
      vripley
      Participant

      “I'll be back Bennett!”

    • #37635
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "I'll be back Bennett!"

      Not sure if this is correct Rip but was it Commando with the Governator??  I remember the bad guys name was Bennett..

    • #37636
      vripley
      Participant

      Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, “I'll be back.”

    • #37637
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

      The best line from that movie was, "Remember when I told you I'd kill you last?..........I lied."

    • #37638
      vripley
      Participant

      And then…Rae Dawn Chong says, "What did you do with Sully?"Ah-nold says, "I let him go."Hehehehe

      Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

      The best line from that movie was, "Remember when I told you I'd kill you last?..........I lied."

    • #37639
      vripley
      Participant

      Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

    • #37640
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Rae Dawn Chong says, "What did you do with Sully?"Ah-nold says, "I let him go."HeheheheGotta love the cheesy lines in the 80's action movies.  I was probably 12 when that movie came out, man, I was soooo in love with Alyssa Milano, guess I still am...hahaha 🙂

    • #37641
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

      a bronx tale, right?

    • #37642
      vripley
      Participant

      Wow!!!You rock!No one gets that one.(:What a great scene. I love that movie. Most folks have never even heard of it. -V

      Guess this one:"Now youze can't leave."Still one of my favorite scenes...(:

      a bronx tale, right?

    • #37643
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

    • #37644
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

      JUDAS!

    • #37645
      vripley
      Participant

      Put “Secretary” on the list too…  OMG!!!

      Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

    • #37646
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Put "Secretary" on the list too...  OMG!!!

      Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

      Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...

    • #37647
      jmaiella
      Participant

      God, I should have never exposed her to you nutjobs on this forum, lol. S&M, huh?

    • #37648
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...That is definitly a demented movie, you'll certainly say "WTF" to yourself more than a few times...cracks me up

    • #37649
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      God, I should have never exposed her to you nutjobs on this forum, lol. S&M, huh?

      It's whats for dinner.

    • #37650
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

      Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?  He said it a year earlier in The Terminator.

    • #37651
      vripley
      Participant

      Oops. I learn something new every day!(:

      Yep. It was the first time that ah-nold said, "I'll be back."

      Whatchoo talkin' about Willis?  He said it a year earlier in The Terminator.

    • #37652
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare… that they made the Jews wear.”

    • #37653
      CGChief
      Participant

      "You know, the Nazis had pieces of flare... that they made the Jews wear."

      Office Space

    • #37654
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Office SpaceExcuse me; I, I, think you have my s-stapler.MMM,.....Yeah....I'm gona' need you to come in this Saturday.-Ben

    • #37655
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “Now lick it!”

    • #37656
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Office SpaceExcuse me; I, I, think you have my s-stapler.MMM,.....Yeah....I'm gona' need you to come in this Saturday.-Ben

      Were all invited, I think I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-Face.O-H, O-H, O-H, You know what I mean, O-H, Yeha.

    • #37657
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Office Space"watch out for the cornhole!!"

    • #37658
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Easy one…Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

    • #37659
      vripley
      Participant

      That movie ROCKS! It will get you… um er… well, curious.(:

      Put "Secretary" on the list too...  OMG!!!

      Yeah, great scene & great movie. Even Joe, mr. italian-mobster-movie, never saw it. Its going on the netflix queue.

      Recently released from a mental hospital after treatment for self-mutilating tendencies, a young woman (Maggie Gyllenhaal) gets a job as a secretary for a successful attorney (James Spader) with a tendency toward angry disapproval. The mix of self-loathing (her) and egomania (him) leads them into a unique relationship charged with sadomasochism. This twisted, humorous tale of repressed passion marks Gyllenhaal's first starring role. sounds unique...

    • #37660
      Anonymous
      Guest

      It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again……    ;D

    • #37661
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      It rubs the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again......    ;D

      Silence of the Lambs. "So I ate his liver with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti"

    • #37662
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Why do I have to be Mr. PInk

    • #37663
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Why do I have to be Mr. PInk

      Resivior Dogs....another classic"If he refuses, cut off his pinky"

    • #37664
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Easy one...Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

      Old School.  😀New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"

    • #37665
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You *ucked Up You Trusted usWe will sware that you were taking great care of the car and we woke up and the car was missingMy Advice To You Is To Start Drinking HeavilyTrust Him Hes In Pre Law

    • #37666
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      You *ucked Up You Trusted usWe will sware that you were taking great care of the car and we woke up and the car was missingMy Advice To You Is To Start Drinking HeavilyTrust Him Hes In Pre Law

      Animal House"Was it over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor"?Toga...Toga...Toga...

    • #37667
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Charlie …  they took my thumb Charlie …

    • #37668
      Anonymous
      Guest

      New one:""Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!"Also Fight Club!Anudda new one..No, she gets a special cologne, its called sex panther by Odeon...It's illegal in 9 countries, got bits of real panther in it so you know its good!

    • #37669
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      I can't remember the name. I think it's The Anchorman or The Adventures of Ron Burgundy.

    • #37670
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yup, I think the title is Anchorman: The Adventures of Ron Burgandy…something along those lines..

    • #37671
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      How about….. The Anchorman; The LEGEND of…..

      Yup, I think the title is Anchorman: The Adventures of Ron Burgandy...something along those lines..

    • #37672
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ha, should be the legend of!!  I like when the girl walks up and he's doing curls.  998, 999, 1000..

    • #37673
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Charlie ...  they took my thumb Charlie ...

      Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix.  The Pope of Greenwich Village.  Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

    • #37674
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

      DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?

    • #37675
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Charlie ...  they took my thumb Charlie ...

      Now that's a tough one...but just got that recently on Netflix.  The Pope of Greenwich Village.  Eric Roberts...wowHere's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

      I thought no one would get that one !!!

    • #37676
      vripley
      Participant

      That is my favorite comedy… I love the part that goes something like this:Scene: hot chick laying out next to the pool and the Dude approacheth...Hot Chick: "I'll suck your c*** for $1,000."Assistant approaches and asks, "What are you doing?"The Dude: "I'm lookin' for an ATM man."ROFL

      Here's one for you guys...."She's not my special lady friend!"

      DUDE: Look, let me explain something. I'm not Mr. Lebowski; you're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. That, or Duder. His Dudeness. Or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing-- LEBOWSKI: Are you employed, sir? DUDE: Employed? LEBOWSKI: You don't go out and make a living dressed like that in the middle of a weekday. DUDE: Is this a--what day is this?

    • #37677
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “That there is an RV.”

    • #37678
      MarylandFJ1
      Participant

      Here is an easy but fun one:"People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang. "

    • #37679
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Didn”t someone do that one already?Ron Burgondy

    • #37680
      MarylandFJ1
      Participant

      Didn"t someone do that one already?Ron Burgondy

      I don't think it was done already... I looked... maybe not well, but I lookedNot Ron Burgundy... right movie wrong character.  Was "Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy" the character saying that was Brian Fantana.

    • #37681
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "That there is an RV."

      Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.  ::)

    • #37682
      FJ Opus
      Member

      "That there is an RV."

      Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.  ::)

      Sounds close"That is an RV - from hell!"

    • #37683
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      stripes?

    • #37684
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "That there is an RV."

      Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - Cousin Eddie to Clark

    • #37685
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

    • #37686
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

      Is it Fast times at Ridgemont High when Spakoli (sp) wrecked the Trans Am?"No Shirt No Shoes No Dice... Know it, learn it."

    • #37687
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Here's some choice, but easy, ones:"I do, I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. ""Oh, you English are so superior, aren't you? Would you like to know where you'd be without us, the US of A, to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest f***g province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me! (Thank you for popping in and protecting us!) If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking German! Singing: Deutschland, Deutschland über alles"

    • #37688
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      A Fish Called Wanda.  Haven't seen that classic in quite some time.  “A$$hole!”

    • #37689
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Movie I saw the other night:"Is a pig's pu$$y pork?"

    • #37690
      FJ Opus
      Member

      You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

    • #37691
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Heres an easy one but one of the best movies of all time.."Dude my dads a television repair man.  He's got lots of tools, we can fix this!"

      Is it Fast times at Ridgemont High when Spakoli (sp) wrecked the Trans Am?"No Shirt No Shoes No Dice... Know it, learn it."

      You are correct Ben.  Spicoli was awesome, and Phoebe Cates scene coming out of the pool...

    • #37692
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

      Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers.  The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome!  and yes I was a child of the 80's

    • #37693
      FJ Opus
      Member

      You are defenitley a child of the 80's if you get this one!"Bah weep granah weep ninni bong."

      Ok, so I had an optimus prime and a few other Transformers.  The new movie coming out this summer is going to be awesome!  and yes I was a child of the 80's

      It's OK man, we all did; Grimlock and Optimus were the pride of my collection - Swoop came in second.  And yes, when Optimus died in the movie, I did cry - you gotta problem wit dat?!  😛

    • #37694
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I'm just the cook

    • #37695
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “Hmm, the new Oldsmobiles are out early this year.”

    • #37696
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "Hmm, the new Oldsmobiles are out early this year."

      The Blues Brothers."Disco Pants and Haircuts, This mall has everything."

    • #37697
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Oooh the Blue Brothers.  What a great movie…..dang Illinois Nazi's..The mall has everything quote isn't from Mallrats is it??

    • #37698
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Blues Brothers as well.

    • #37699
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “You wanna go with me to the bathroom–doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy.”

    • #37700
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "You wanna go with me to the bathroom--doctor says I shouldn't lift anything heavy."

      Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout.

    • #37701
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Moooon River!

    • #37702
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      Excellent!

    • #37703
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Moooon River!

      Fletch!!

    • #37704
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “Daddy, our top came off.”"No sh*t!"

    • #37705
      CGChief
      Participant

      "Daddy, our top came off.""No sh*t!"

      Smokey and the Bandit

    • #37706
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      Smokey and the Bandit

      Very good!

    • #37707
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I'm just the cook

      Under Seige !

    • #37708
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "That there is an RV."

      Jeez, I can see the truck!  Early 90's...I wanna say Tango & Cash for some reason... ;DEither that or Aliens.   ::)

      Sounds close"That is an RV - from hell!"

      Variation on a theme:"Looks like the cops have themselves an RV." (rough quote)

    • #37709
      CGChief
      Participant

      Die HardHow about"And you: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed in Greenland! "

    • #37710
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Princess Bride.How about:"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty."

    • #37711
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      The Princess Bride.How about:"In order to find his equal, an Irishman is forced to converse with the Almighty."

      Braveheart

    • #37712
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      How about…"Try not to suck any d![k on the way to the parking lot.........Hey!, Hey! you get back here."

    • #37713
      Anonymous
      Guest

      How about..."Try not to suck any d![k on the way to the parking lot.........Hey!, Hey! you get back here."

      "I'm not even supposed to be here!"CLERKS !  Great flick.Here's one for ya'll..."In the words of the Mother Mary, 'come again?'"

    • #37714
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Snatch!How about:"We were at the Pogo Lounge at the Beverly Hills hotel, sipping Singapore Slings with Mezcal on the side."and from the same flick"Don't you know that money goes to the World Bank!? You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!"

    • #37715
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Also…."Do you have anything to declare?", "Yeha, Don't Fu[*!n" go to England."

    • #37716
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Snatch!How about:"We were at the Pogo Lounge at the Beverly Hills hotel, sipping Singapore Slings with Mezcal on the side."and from the same flick"Don't you know that money goes to the World Bank!? You people voted for Hubert Humphrey! And you killed Jesus!"

      Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

    • #37717
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      “Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh!t load of dimes!”

    • #37718
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "Somebody's gotta go back and get a sh!t load of dimes!"

      Blazing Saddles."Excuse me whilw I whip this out"

    • #37719
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      “Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!”

    • #37720
      FJ Opus
      Member

      "Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system!"

      Young Frankenstein"Abby Normal"

    • #37721
      FJ Opus
      Member

      It's obvious, but I love this one….Auctioneer - Where are you from?Josephus (Gregory Hines tap dancing) - EthiopiaAuctioneer - What part?Josephus - 125th Street.

    • #37722
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      It's obvious, but I love this one....Auctioneer - Where are you from?Josephus (Gregory Hines tap dancing) - EthiopiaAuctioneer - What part?Josephus - 125th Street.

      History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

    • #37723
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

      The DepartedNext one is very easy, but funny!"She's got a great @ss--and you've got your head, all the way up it!"

    • #37724
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      History of the World: Part INext:"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."

      The DepartedNext one is very easy, but funny!"She's got a great @ss--and you've got your head, all the way up it!"

      Heat."You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"

    • #37725
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Scarface..

    • #37726
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      “Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!”

    • #37727
      vripley
      Participant

      Vaughn talking to Kristine every Wednesday night in bed?

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    • #37728
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Vaughn talking to Kristine every Wednesday night in bed?

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

      Sure that isn't Vaughn asking Kristine for a steamer every Wednesday night?

    • #37729
      vripley
      Participant

      Sounds like Vince Vaughn to me. Was it that one with what's her name from Friends?

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

    • #37730
      vripley
      Participant

      “You usin' the whole fist there doc?”

    • #37731
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Sounds like Vince Vaughn to me. Was it that one with what's her name from Friends?

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

      Survey says!  XXX

    • #37732
      vripley
      Participant

      “She had our second baby sideways.”

    • #37733
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      "You usin' the whole fist there doc?"

      Fletch

    • #37734
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      "She had our second baby sideways."

      Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

    • #37735
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "She had our second baby sideways."

      Planes, Trains, and Automobiles.

      Damn, I knew that one! "People train runs out of" *hawks a loogie* "Stubbville." Just saw it again last week.

    • #37736
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

      Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

    • #37737
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Movie I saw the other night:"Is a pig's pu$$y pork?"

      Hint:"Just because you got the bacon, lettuce, and tomato don't mean I'm gonna give you my toast."

    • #37738
      vripley
      Participant

      Strange Brew? That is one of my favorites!"You can't drive that truck eh, you don't even have a license!""But it's a beer truck eh.""Oh."

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

      Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

    • #37739
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Strange Brew? That is one of my favorites!"You can't drive that truck eh, you don't even have a license!""But it's a beer truck eh.""Oh."

      "Don't make me steamroll you. Steamroller!"

      Hint:Another quote from this movie:"He saw Jedi 17 times, eh."

      DING DING DING.  Winner winner chicken dinner!

    • #37740
      vripley
      Participant

      Was that a yes?Oops... I see your response inside the quote.(:

    • #37741
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Fixed/corrected/modified.

    • #37742
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates.”

    • #37743
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “…I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!”

    • #37744
      vripley
      Participant

      “Put Edwina back in bowl.”

    • #37745
      vripley
      Participant

      No one (except Dobrynski) will get my last one, so I will throw one more into the proverbial hopper:"Hey Mr. Sniper sir."

    • #37746
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Put Edwina back in bowl."

      All of Me  🙂

    • #37747
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      "If the good lord had intended us to walk, he wouldn't have invented roller skates."

      "Violet, you're turning violet, Violet."Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

    • #37748
      vripley
      Participant

      Wow!!!Good call... I thought I was the only person on the planet who remembered that one. Then I remembered that you were old too.q-:

      "Put Edwina back in bowl."

      All of Me  🙂

    • #37749
      vripley
      Participant

      I am sort-of cheating on this one… You see this line is only available on the Director's Cut DVD.If that wasn't a hint... I dunno what is!(:

      "Hey Mr. Sniper sir."

    • #37750
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Here's an easy one since it is Friday but definitly funny!!-What's my name?-Huh?-(She Slaps him) Say my name b!tch!!!

    • #37751
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      Here's an easy one since it is Friday but definitly funny!!-What's my name?-Huh?-(She Slaps him) Say my name b!tch!!!

      American Pie?

    • #37752
      FJ Opus
      Member

      The movie itself if full of memorable and popular quotes, but I thought we'd go a little obscure:"...It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. "

    • #37753
      vripley
      Participant

      “Gimme da keys. I'll drive!”

    • #37754
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Great Movie, Ferris Buellers Day offand yes, that was American Pie!All these movies make me wish I was a teenager again!!!!

    • #37755
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Gimme da keys. I'll drive!"

      One of the best movies ever!  Weird Science.  "He don't even have a license, Lisa!"Ok, how about another easier one..."No one can eat 50 eggs."

    • #37756
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Cool Hand Luke…Puhaleese,,,,Common waa too easyHow about......"wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf."

    • #37757
      CGChief
      Participant

      Cool Hand Luke...Puhaleese,,,,Common waa too easyHow about......"wish they wouldn't land those things here while we're playing golf."

      M*A*S*H*how 'bout "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. "

    • #37758
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Patton, An actual quote and not just a movie line.Another one...."Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room." (I Changed quote from an obscure one)-Ben

    • #37759
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"

    • #37760
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Doctor Strangelove"Empathy was yesterday. Today, you're wasting my mother#@!&ing time"

      HEAT baby!  At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?"Beer?"  "It's 10 in the morning!"  "Scotch?"

    • #37761
      Anonymous
      Guest

      HEAT baby!  At least I hope that's it...Pacino in the junkyard?

      Correctamundo.

    • #37762
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Beer?"  "It's 10 in the morning!"  "Scotch?"Was that Mr Mom, when he was a complete mess??How about,"that's why I date high school girls..."  "I get older and then stay the same age...."

    • #37763
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Dazed and Confused. Best High School movieHow about ......Do bullets go bad? No, it's not like milk. They don't have expiration date or anything.

    • #37764
      FJ Opus
      Member

      L.A. Story – one my all time favs!

    • #37765
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “What tipped me off was something your wife said when we were in bed together, that we had the same build.”

    • #37766
      CGChief
      Participant

      Fletch

    • #37767
      vripley
      Participant

      Hey Carmine. Remember me?

    • #37768
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Godfather"Leave the gun; take the cannoli"

    • #37769
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      “Shut up fatso, I don't have a pot.”

    • #37770
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "Shut up fatso, I don't have a pot."

      It's Pulp Fiction the part with Butch the boxer."Do you widh I had a pot?"  "What's that you want some pit?"Howzabout.."Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

    • #37771
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Ahh, just watched it the other night going to bed.  I'll add on “we got the Kentucky Bluegrass, hawaiian sensimelia..”Or "I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber, didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to them!"Howzabout.."Hey, that kangaroo just took my ball."

    • #37772
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Caddyshack!?

    • #37773
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yes, definitly has to go on the top 10 greatest movies of all time list.

    • #37774
      vripley
      Participant

      Father Carmine was in the Godfather… But, that wasn't the movie. I will complete the quote to give you more of a clue:"Hey Carmine. Remember me? We went to Kindergarten together." *POW*

      Godfather"Leave the gun; take the cannoli"

    • #37775
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Father Carmine was in the Godfather... But, that wasn't the movie. I will complete the quote to give you more of a clue:"Hey Carmine. Remember me? We went to Kindergarten together." *POW*

      You didn't need to expand the quote.  I would have responded and corrected him.  🙂Good Will Hunting"The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. "

    • #37776
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      "The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. "

      Platoon"Take me to bed or lose me forever."

    • #37777
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "Take me to bed or lose me forever."

      TOP GUNDoes Doug know you feel this way?

    • #37778
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      Yes, we've had a long discussion about it, and he's fine with it.  If you owned a Jeep, however, he might feel differently.  🙂

    • #37779
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      This is an easy one:"Wherever you can look, wherever there's a fight, so hungry people can eat, I'll be there. Wherever there's a cop beating up a guy, I'll be there."

    • #37780
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Grapes of Wrath

    • #37781
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      Are you looking these up on the internet, Doug???  🙂  I haven't seen Grapes of Wrath, so I had no clue what you were talking about.

    • #37782
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

    • #37783
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Are you looking these up on the internet, Doug???  🙂

      Saw these the other night while watching AFI's top 100 list.  So to answer your question.  No.

    • #37784
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      I don't know that one, but here's another one:"You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin.  In fact, you're probably seeing double.""I've got two guns, one for each of ya."

    • #37785
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      TombstoneWe need to bring the classics to OBX for a film festival.

    • #37786
      vripley
      Participant

      Looking them up is illegal…(:I bet no one gets this one!"Top of the head... The hardest spot on the body!"

    • #37787
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Anyone else catch the AFI top 100 list the other night?  Pretty good.  They had clips from movies and were working down to #1.  I caught 26-20.  So no peeking at the list!  Since I will be quoting from the scenes they showed.  ;D

    • #37788
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Which quotes haven't been answered yet?  I think we have a couple scattered throughout the thread.

    • #37789
      One Proud Mama
      Moderator

      "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

      I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

    • #37790
      FJ Opus
      Member

      "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

      I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

      Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."

    • #37791
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

      Mr. Smith Goes to WashingtonHere's one:"That's right, Pompey... poke chop money."

    • #37792
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Another easy peasy one:"I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too."

      Mr. Smith Goes to WashingtonHere's one:"That's right, Pompey... poke chop money."

      Our youngest member is stepping up to the plate with the oldies I am throwing out.  Way to go!

    • #37793
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "...I'll collect your f*cking head.  Just like this f*cker here.  Now, if any of you sons-of-b!tches got anything else to say, NOW'S THE F*CKING TIME!"

      I'm reposting this.  Here's a clue:"Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords."

      Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants."

      The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?

    • #37794
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Kill Bill - Vol. 1Here's two for the geeks:"My - GOD!"Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susan, the novels of Harold Robbins...Ah... "the Giants." The second one is the Star Trek sequel where they time travel to San Fran to rescue the whale...4?

      Yupper's Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home ('nuklear wessels!')The first was Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country - Capt. Sulu, in the beginning, when seeing the shockwave coming from the exploded Klingon moon of Kronos.(and yes, I do have a life!  :D)

    • #37795
      vripley
      Participant

      Since this one is dying down… I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

    • #37796
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Since this one is dying down... I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

      While his body was still warm....."Another time Highlander"I think Highlander belongs in the cheesey movie thread. Good movie though

    • #37797
      vripley
      Participant

      Not cheesy!!!

      Since this one is dying down... I thought I would revitalize it!"Ramirez was an effet snob. I took his head and raped his woman."

      While his body was still warm....."Another time Highlander"I think Highlander belongs in the cheesey movie thread. Good movie though

    • #37798
      CGChief
      Participant

      So how 'bout "She is fine! Except for being still crazy, she's a picture of health!"

      I'll add another quote from this movie.Pilot: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.Captain: Define "interesting".Pilot: [deadpan] Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?

    • #37799
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Airplane???

    • #37800
      CGChief
      Participant

      Nope, not even close.

    • #37801
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Didin't think so, but worth a try. I thought I knew every line from that movie. I guess I do.I know I've heard that line before.

    • #37802
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Watched this one last night:Sgt.: How we doing?Pvt.: Oh, splendid, Sergeant. He still can't hit anything, but he loads like a genius.

    • #37803
      vripley
      Participant

      Guy: “Have you ever been mistaken for a man?”Girl: "No. Have you?"

    • #37804
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

      Aliens

    • #37805
      vripley
      Participant

      Dang… I knew you would get that one… Even though I purposefully left out the names!That is one of my favorite movies!We should have a Bruisers Alien movie day.(:

      Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

      Aliens

    • #37806
      vripley
      Participant

      “Kiiimmm… I thought you weren't gonna be back until next Thursday.”

    • #37807
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Dang... I knew you would get that one... Even though I purposefully left out the names!That is one of my favorite movies!We should have a Bruisers Alien movie day.(:

      Guy: "Have you ever been mistaken for a man?"Girl: "No. Have you?"

      Aliens

      LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "

    • #37808
      Anonymous
      Guest

      LOL; I got it on laserdisc (director's cut of course!)Here's a new one:"People who really want to have a good time won't come to a slaughterhouse. And we've got entirely too many troublemakers here. Too many 40-year-old adolescents, felons, power drinkers and trustees of modern chemistry. "and"Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan. "

      Roadhouse and The Hunt for Red October respectively.

    • #37809
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Here is one:I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?

    • #37810
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Here is one:I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?

      Armageddon - a guilty pleasure movie!

    • #37811
      Anonymous
      Guest

      You're good you…

    • #37812
      FJ Opus
      Member

      You're good you...

      Thanks, kind of embarrassed for publicy stating I know that move - but alas...Anyway, here's one exchange from my all time favorite movie and one I even did a dissertation on back in film school:Woman: No, no, no. I think we've talked much too much about me. Tell me about yourself.Lieutenant: Well, there isn't much to tell. I just fly a bomber.W: Oh, how perfectly thrilling!L: I don't know about it being thrilling. But it's quite a bomber. You might not believe it, but I can drop three tons of dynamite in two minutes.W: Really?L: Does that interest you?W: It certainly does. Was considered very risque for it's day...

    • #37813
      Anonymous
      Guest

      1941?

    • #37814
      FJ Opus
      Member

      1941?

      Close - right war.

    • #37815
      Anonymous
      Guest

      1941?

      Close - right war.

      Ok, "Uncle!!!" I give tell me!

    • #37816
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Ok, "Uncle!!!" I give tell me!

      "To Be or Not to Be" with Jack Benny, Carole Lombard, and a very young Robert Stack.If you've only seen the Mel Brooks re-make you are missing a great comedy classic!

    • #37817
      vripley
      Participant

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

    • #37818
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

      The Outlaw Josey Wales

    • #37819
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

      Outlaw Josey Wales!

    • #37820
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

      The Outlaw Josey Wales

      Damn you, Doug!

    • #37821
      vripley
      Participant

      We got this thing called the Missouri River Boat Ride.

    • #37822
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

      The Outlaw Josey Wales

      To easy, I still would not have gotten the Jack Benny one..

    • #37823
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long. Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither.

    • #37824
      Doug Dobrynski
      Moderator

      Bounty Hunter: A man's gotta make a livingHunted Man: Dyin' ain't much of a livin' boy!

      Outlaw Josey Wales!

      Yes!  Beat you to it!

    • #37825
      vripley
      Participant

      “And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!”

    • #37826
      RickRock
      Participant

      From a differant thread:Re: Paragon July 8! (Definite Date)« Reply #59 on: Today at 09:39:26 AM » Reply with quoteQuote Modify messageModify Remove messageRemoveQuote from: rdvrk219 on Today at 09:35:30 AMQuote from: Rick Rock on Today at 09:28:40 AMQuote from: RedTrooper on July 03, 2007, 02:13:37 PMRICK . . . .talk to this boy!  He needs help. I'm not the best one to talk to about this.....10 years ago, Kakie had brain surgery to remove a lemon sized tumor from behind her right eye....I got her home three days later and then left for 7 days of snowmobiling in Montana!  Worked out fine since her short term memory was effected for a good while - she simply forgot I was gone!Of course, there was the mandatory trip to a jewelery store involved......Catholic guilt is hard to shake.......Rick "The Whipped" RockNeither is Jewish!Same thing actually, you just get your dose on Saturday as opposed to Sunday.....Here's a movie quote I bet no one can attribute:"Religion separates men, Faith bring them together."R

    • #37827
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!"

      FREEDOM !!!!I am married to a great gal, but one of her biggest short comings is refusing to watch Braveheart.  I just don't get it, and I think that's what makes her refuse to watch it!  >:(

    • #37828
      vripley
      Participant

      I see divorce in your future.(:

      "And he shoots lightning bolts from his arse!"

      FREEDOM !!!!I am married to a great gal, but one of her biggest short comings is refusing to watch Braveheart.  I just don't get it, and I think that's what makes her refuse to watch it!   >:(

    • #37829
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “Ever thus to deadbeats.”

    • #37830
      FJ Opus
      Member

      I need a rug; had to much to drink  😛

    • #37831
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “Reid, I think the crack and the caffeine are really starting to get to you.”

    • #37832
      MarylandFJ1
      Participant

      Fantastic Four

    • #37833
      MarylandFJ1
      Participant

      Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

    • #37834
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Here is one of my favorite movie rants:"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.  The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.  Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V."

      And what is V for ?  😉

    • #37835

      vendetta?

    • #37836
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"

    • #37837
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "I go out, I work my butt off to make a living, all I want is to come home to a nice clean house with a nice fat steak on the table, but instead I get this. It looks like poison. Don't you take that away, I'm eating that, damn it. It is poison, isn't it? I swear to God I would not be surprised if it was, the way you skulk around here like a dog that's been hit too much or ain't been hit enough, I can't make up my mind. You're useless, Beatrice. The only thing that pulls its weight around here is my goddamn truck!"

      Love that movie. "Aw, I think I just stepped on your Auntie."

    • #37838
      Medic Mechanic
      Moderator

      I used this one this morning at work:  She's going from suck to blowwwwwwwww!

    • #37839
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Hey JPness..  that ragging just cracks me up.  "What sick ridiculous puppets we are.. and what a gross little stage we dance on.."

    • #37840
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Just saw a great little movie that surprised me at how funny it was…In Bruges.Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. The disproportionate, I meant. Herv Villechaize offed on Fantasy Island. I think somebody offed on Time Bandits. I suppose they must get really sad about like being really little and that people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, short arse. There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.Chlo: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.

    • #37841
      vripley
      Participant

      Starting this thread back up… Don't reply unless you know the movie that the quote comes from… Then, simply state the movie name and add a quote from another movie…"Anything so innocent... And, built like that... Just gotta be named, Lucille."

    • #37842
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Starting this thread back up... Don't reply unless you know the movie that the quote comes from... Then, simply state the movie name and add a quote from another movie..."Anything so innocent... And, built like that... Just gotta be named, Lucille."

      Duh - Cool Hand Luke!"The Injuns put you here?""T'weren't Mormons. A Chief, name of Mad Wolf. Nice fella, don't talk a hell of a lot. Say, you wouldn't have an extra hat on you, would you? Shade's getting' scarce in these parts."

    • #37843
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Jeremiah Johnson?  If so, great one Joe!"Yeah. But, don't worry. He made it. His pickle was small enough to stay wedged after only four bites. "

    • #37844
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Jeremiah Johnson?  If so, great one Joe!

      Damn, you're good Josh! +1And +1 to Rip for starting this thread up again.

    • #37845
      FJ213
      Participant

      "negative ghostrider, the pattern is full!!"

    • #37846
      FKephart
      Participant

      Top Gun?

    • #37847
      FJ213
      Participant

      Top Gun?

      yup!!

    • #37848
      FKephart
      Participant

      Now, once more, I must ride with my knights to defend what was, and the dream of what could be!

    • #37849
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Excalibur?

    • #37850
      FKephart
      Participant

      correct

    • #37851
      FJ213
      Participant

      "WELL, IM NO SLOUCH MYSELF" "DONT SELL YOURSELF SHORT, JUDGE, YOURE A TREMENDOUS SLOUCH"

    • #37852
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "WELL, IM NO SLOUCH MYSELF" "DONT SELL YOURSELF SHORT, JUDGE, YOURE A TREMENDOUS SLOUCH"

      My Cousin Vinny?

    • #37853
      Lucas
      Participant

      Caddyshack. ;D

    • #37854
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Okay, let's see here… Shatner, Shatner… no, doesn't look like he's in this one; we're safe.

    • #37855
      FJ213
      Participant

      "keep your eye on the fruit"  "keep your eye on the fruit"

    • #37856
      FKephart
      Participant

      PatTwo Quote's in a row from Caddyshack?

    • #37857
      FJ213
      Participant

      PatTwo Quote's in a row from Caddyshack?

      im very limited.... ;D ;D ;Done was from I and the other from II

    • #37858
      FJ213
      Participant

      "I've got no place else to go"

    • #37859
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      officer and a gentlemen

    • #37860
      FJ Opus
      Member

      “You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance”

    • #37861
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "You now have 4 minutes to reach minimum safe distance"

      "Game over, man. Game over!" 

    • #37862
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      “What we got here is a failure to comunicate”

    • #37863
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "What we got here is a failure to comunicate"

      Cool Hand Luke."You see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this."

    • #37864
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Good One…"The Deer Hunter"

    • #37865
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      “Oh I'm Mr Newsbaum, thats my wifes card”"Yea, I'll vouch for him""Ok, as long as we have a voucher"

    • #37866
      FJ213
      Participant

      H.D.S coming through, got a package people!!

    • #37867
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      H.D.S coming through, got a package people!!

      Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

    • #37868
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Need a hint….Leaking Oil Cans..

    • #37869
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The Jerk

    • #37870
      Lucas
      Participant

      I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you. If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."

    • #37871
      jmaiella
      Participant

      I'll count three, and if you're not out of the house by then, I'll loose the dogs on you. If you say "three," mister, you'll never hear the man count "ten."

      The Quiet Man! I love that movie!How about:"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."

    • #37872
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy.”I'm pretty sure it's Clint Eastwood from Outlaw Josey Whales

    • #37873
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      “Houston we have a Problem”

    • #37874
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, xxxxxx , if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "

    • #37875
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Apollo 13"Follow. But. Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived. Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, xxxxxx , if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.""Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he will be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. "

      Monty Python and the Holy Grail."I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I have a bachelors in kicking ass and taking names."

    • #37876
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Thank You for Smoking (just watched it yesterday  ;))

    • #37877
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      “Look,Dave,I can see your really upset about this”

    • #37878
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      2001.

    • #37879
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "Look,Dave,I can see your really upset about this"

      Man, you gotta answer correctly before you get to pick!  ;DQuick on the trigger!

    • #37880
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      I'm not fast enough to reply… 😉 I'll keep trying thoughBut..I got to sneak another in:"Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?"

    • #37881
      vripley
      Participant

      Best movie of all time… Pulp Fiction."500""500 what, douche bag?""500 street fights..."

    • #37882
      FJ Opus
      Member

      “Knockaround Guys”"And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt. "

    • #37883
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Office SpaceEasy one....“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”

    • #37884
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Office SpaceEasy one....“I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work there, Lou.”

      Simpsons Movie?

    • #37885
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      No

    • #37886
      Lucas
      Participant

      Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

    • #37887
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

      16 Candles

    • #37888

      Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

      16 Candles

      you would know that

    • #37889
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Ha, Fargo! I pictured Wiggum saying that!

    • #37890
      Lucas
      Participant

      Fargo."Relax, would you? We have seventy dollars and a pair of girls underpants. We're safe as kittens."

      16 Candles

      Correct sir. In High school, I was obnoxious and kind of similar to Anthony Michael Hall's portrayal of "The Geek" in that movie. Fortunately for me, my older brother was 6'3" and 330.lbs in high school, I never got touched by the upperclassmen.

    • #37891
      FJ Opus
      Member

      😀16, Ferris, and Breakfast Club - the trilogy of a thousand quotes!to continue on..."Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! "

    • #37892
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Hearts and kidneys are tinker toys! I am talking about the central nervous system! "

      Young Frankenstein.+10 if you can get this one without the help of Google:"Burn victim, shotgun wound to the head, there's your meatball, oh GAH, rotten! Yes, I think you! John Doe, apparently just dropped dead. I must have him!"

    • #37893
      FJ213
      Participant

      'your helmet is soo big'

    • #37894
      FKephart
      Participant

      spaceballs ?

    • #37895
      FJ213
      Participant

      spaceballs ?

      yep...it was on tonight...caught the last hrgreat movie...

    • #37896
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Easy one for a Friday"Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

    • #37897
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

      Can't......resist.......too......many.......jokes......to.....make......

    • #37898
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Easy one for a Friday"Those men wanted to have SEX with me!"

      "Easy Money"  and what he said...

    • #37899
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Trading Places as well..Ben, I would not think less of you if you had  😛

    • #37900
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Oh my god! You are the king of comebacks. Not.

    • #37901
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Not.

      Wayne's World!

    • #37902
      FJ213
      Participant

      'Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer'

    • #37903
      vripley
      Participant

      Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

    • #37904
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

      Planes, Trains and Automobiles!"You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas, Mom? A big wooden cross, so that every time you feel unappreciated for your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it. "

    • #37905
      vripley
      Participant

      Years later, and this is still my all time favorite scene from a movie![flash=425,344]http://www.youtube.com/v/LcEChbNCFLk[/flash]

    • #37906
      FJ213
      Participant

      Christmas Vacation.Car Rental Agent: "How may I help you?"Neal: "You can start by wiping that fvcking dumbass smile off your rosy fvcking cheeks! Then you can give me a fvcking automobile: a fvcking Datsun, a fvcking Toyota, a fvcking Mustang, a fvcking Buick! Four fvcking wheels and a seat!"Car Rental Agent: "I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me."Neal: "And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fvcking nowhere with fvcking keys to a fvcking car that isn't fvcking there. And I really didn't care to fvcking walk down a fvcking highway and across a fvcking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fvcking face. I want a fvcking car RIGHT fvcking NOW!"Car Rental Agent: "May I see your rental agreement?"Neal: "I threw it away."Car Rental Agent: "Oh boy."Neal: "Oh boy what?"Car Rental Agent: "You're fvcked."

      one of the greatest movies of all times!! ;D

    • #37907
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Derka, Derka, Mohamed Jihad!Give up?Ah Hans, your busting my balls!!

    • #37908
      FJ213
      Participant

      Team America!!!

    • #37909
      Anonymous
      Guest
    • #37910
      FJ Opus
      Member

    • #37911
      FJ Opus
      Member

      They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? “I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?”

    • #37912
      Anonymous
      Guest

      I dunno, Josh… “I'm drawing a complete….blank!”

    • #37913
      FJ213
      Participant

      I dunno, Josh... "I'm drawing a complete....blank!"

      me too!!

    • #37914
      FJ Opus
      Member

      I dunno, Josh... "I'm drawing a complete....blank!"

      😀 😛

    • #37915
      Sandman
      Participant

      Grosse Pointe Blank

    • #37916
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Josh, I guess only you and I got that reference…ah, the burden of genius.  😉Ok, off to g and m !

    • #37917
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Josh, I guess only you and I got that reference...ah, the burden of genius.  😉Ok, off to g and m !

      CU There....Here's one for the road"It's yet another in a long series of diversions in an attempt to avoid responsibility. "

    • #37918
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Let's take it to the next level…[html] [/html]

    • #37919
      Bueller
      Participant

      “There are over 550 million firearms in worldwide circulation. That's one firearm for every twelve people on the planet. The only question is……how do we arm the other eleven?”

    • #37920
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Lords of War? 

    • #37921
      Bueller
      Participant

      Lords of War? 

      Yep, Lord Of War. I love the other line when he is bringing his dead brother back and the guy at the airport says" I am agent ____ from the ATF" and Yuri says " I don't suppose you're here for the alcohol or tobacco"

    • #37922
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      A bad movie with good Caige lines."and not a condom within 2,000 miles"

    • #37923
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.”"We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "

    • #37924
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.""We're just the guys to do it.""Let's do it. "

      Animal House?"And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

    • #37925
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

      Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)

    • #37926
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      "And as for your ugly a$$, you don't come into my friend's house, with your faggot friends and your bikes, crashing through windows, making a mess, breaking his furniture, stinking up the place and believe me you do stink. "

      Wierd science, I think.How about:"That's the second time today you tried to kill me!""It was just a little bomb"(This was my ex-wifes favorite movie quote for a long time)

      I had no idea until you mentioned the ex-wife. It sounds like Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

    • #37927
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      “Sara just got off a plane from London.” "Oh, you must be exhausted." "Yes, I'm shattered, but it's nothing that some sleep and a good fvck wouldn't cure."

    • #37928
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Didn't her sister used to say that?  😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)

    • #37929
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Didn't her sister used to say that?  😉"You think with a financial statement like this you can have the duck?"and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psLFwA96MnU(one of the best [modern] written movies!)

      L.A. Story...

    • #37930
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      (one of the best [modern] written movies!)

      Its a Midsummer Night's Dream, but set in LA (No, not the party at the Playboy mansion). 

    • #37931
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “What can I get for a $1.35 American?!”

    • #37932
      Anonymous
      Guest

      OK so after nearly a month of no one responding..  The quote is from EuroTrip.

    • #37933
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Ahhhhhhhh……Euro-Trip?

    • #37934
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?”

    • #37935
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      "You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"

      "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

    • #37936
      vripley
      Participant

      Once you guess the movie, you're supposed to throw back a quote for a new movie, like:"We got somethin' in this territory called the Missouri boat ride."

    • #37937
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      'm gonna give you three seconds–exactly three fu**ing seconds–to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!”

    • #37938
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "'m gonna give you three seconds--exactly three fu**ing seconds--to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fu** you!"

      Full Metal Jacket!"I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory."

    • #37939
      SHAKE35
      Participant

      ” Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale of the moon light ? “

    • #37940
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      "I once told you Ryan, if only one gets out, it's a victory."Von Ryans Express...good movie"This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

    • #37941
      Anonymous
      Guest

      [html]

      [/html]ROOOOFLES

    • #37942
      4Rocker
      Participant

      "This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

      Toy story!"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk!"

    • #37943
      FJ Opus
      Member

      "This is'nt flying. this is falling with style!"

      Toy story!"Lesbian Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOs and Forced Into Weight Loss Programs - -all next week on Town Talk!"

      uhf!

    • #37944
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Here's a new one…."My name is John Johnson, but everbody calls me Vicki"

    • #37945
      Anonymous
      Guest

      So I married an axe murderer"I smoked pot with a Jonny hopkins"

    • #37946
      mike curnow
      Member

      I'm gonna shake thngs up and go with a quote from a book, actually a bit too easy."The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

    • #37947
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      I'm gonna shake thngs up and go with a quote from a book, actually a bit too easy."The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed."

      the good the bad and the ugly ?

    • #37948
      mike curnow
      Member

      nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

    • #37949
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “I'm going to KILL BILL.”beatrix_2.jpg

    • #37950
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Care Bears Movie? 😛

    • #37951
      Anonymous
      Guest

      teletubbies?

    • #37952
      Darkrose
      Member

      nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

      Stephen King's "The Dark Tower" ??Here's one:  "This is no time for D__k-measuring!"

    • #37953
      vripley
      Participant

      nope, it's a quote from a book, but the author did have clint's character from the good the bd and the ugly in mind when he wrote it.

      The book was the original Dark Tower book One, called, Gunslinger.

      Here's one:  "This is no time for D__k-measuring!"

      Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."

    • #37954
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska.""Unfogiven"  another great movie...How about..."Wakey,wakey...eggs and Bacie"

    • #37955
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Taken. A fine movie!Try this one on for size..."Hell, even I thought I was dead, until I found out I was just in Nebraska."

      "Unfogiven"  another great movie...How about..."Wakey,wakey...eggs and Bacie" That one could probably been in a bunch of movies...most recently I remember it in Children of Men...great flick!Here's a great one...Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?No.Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?No.Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?Yes, I have.Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?No!

    • #37956
      vripley
      Participant

      Here's a great one...Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?No.Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?No.Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?Yes, I have.Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?No!

      Hot Fuzz"Whatever blows your hair back."

    • #37957
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll f**kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?”

    • #37958

      "What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll f**kin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?"

      Goodfellas

    • #37959
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola.”

    • #37960
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola."

      "Bite it! Make him look like a dick!"Only one of the best movies ever !  ;D  Supah Troopahs !

    • #37961
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "I don't want a large farva, I want a goddamn liter of cola."

      "Bite it! Make him look like a dick!"Only one of the best movies ever !  ;D  Supah Troopahs !

      "Liter is French for give me my f*ckin' cola before I break VOUS F*CKIN' LIP!"

    • #37962
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Yea…that's a very quotable movie…one of those that gets funnier every time I see it. "...the snozberries taste like snozberries.""...littering aaand, littering aaand...."

    • #37963

      Yea...that's a very quotable movie...one of those that gets funnier every time I see it. "...the snozberries taste like snozberries.""...littering aaand, littering aaand...."

      super troopersssss

    • #37964
      Chaos
      Member

      “You sound like you're from London!”

    • #37965
      jmaiella
      Participant

      A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can of peas my ass! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'

    • #37966
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      A kid comes up to me in a white jacket, gives me a Ritz cracker and chopped liver, he says 'Canapes,' I say, 'Can of peas my a$$! That's a Ritz cracker and chopped liver.'

      too easy. I'm leaving this for someone else. Here's another hint....."Michael Corleone says hello"A great ending, but not the end. His ending is quite poetic.

    • #37967
      vripley
      Participant

      Godfather II"If you ever wanna eat a Sauerkraut sandwich again take your Wiener Schnitzel lickin’ finger and point out on this map what I wanna know."

    • #37968
      jmaiella
      Participant

      Inglorious Basterds!

    • #37969
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      “I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?”

    • #37970
      FJ Crawler
      Participant

      I just heard this and had to post it…. ;D"I always go backwards when I back away"

    • #37971
      FJ Guy
      Moderator

      "I tell you, we got two categories of pilots around here. We got your prime pilots that get all the hot planes, and we got your pud-knockers who dream about getting the hot planes. Now what are you two pud-knockers gonna have? Huh?"

      "The Right Stuff" the bartender, owner of Panchos.  8)

    • #37972
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!”

    • #37973
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Not you fat Jesus, just back it on up!"

      That line, I think, made me laugh hardest in the whole movie !  Hangover"I just wish I could take back that kiss. Because now I know... it was the taste of betrayal."

    • #37974
      MarylandFJ1
      Participant

      The guy that played “fat jesus” is in this show “Bored to Death” on HBO, and it is wonderful.  He is pretty much the same guy (maybe even worse) on that show.  Hilarious!

    • #37975
      Anonymous
      Guest

      The guy that played "fat jesus" is in this show "Bored to Death" on HBO, and it is wonderful.  He is pretty much the same guy (maybe even worse) on that show.  Hilarious!

      Yea, he's really funny in that. Not sure if it's coming back for a 2nd season. I liked it. Zack Galifanikas.

    • #37976
      Holmes
      Member

      WHAT? You went over my helmet?

    • #37977
      Nateand101
      Member

      WHAT? You went over my helmet?

      Good one ...Space Balls

    • #37978
      WebsII
      Member

      “Get to da choppah!!”  Too easy, but relevant to my day yesterday…

    • #37979
      Anonymous
      Guest

      "Get to da choppah!!"  Too easy, but relevant to my day yesterday...

      I know *who* that is, but which movie...ugh !  Predator, I say.Speaking of that, have you guys seen that Robert Rodriguez is doing the newest Predator...and it's a pretty stacked cast !

    • #37980
      Mrs. Holmes
      Member

      “This is gonna sound weird, but for a second, I think you took on the shape of a unicorn.”

    • #37981
      Anonymous
      Guest

      ^^Stepbrothers" Some men just want to watch the world burn."

    • #37982
      FKephart
      Participant

      ^^The Dark Knight

    • #37983
      Gone Walkabout
      Participant

      Vaughn will probably be quoting the new Rush movie from Tribeca. http://www.tribecafilm.com/filmguide/87139962.html

    • #37984
      Anonymous
      Guest

      “She said something like…  ecto gamit…..what does that mean?”"It means....not with out my permission."

    • #37985
      FKephart
      Participant

      Fifth Element

    • #37986
      Anonymous
      Guest

      Fifth Element

      well done!

    • #37987
      WebsII
      Member

      “I tell ya its so hot I saw a little guy in an orange robe burst into flames, its that hot!”

    • #37988
      FKephart
      Participant

      Good morning Vietnam

    • #37989
      WebsII
      Member

      A guy told me one time, “Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner.” Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a… a marriage?

    • #37990

      A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?

      Heat....

    • #37991
      WebsII
      Member

      Notice a theme here???  :giggle:

    • #37992

      Notice a theme here???  :giggle:

      Got us on that one only thing that comes to mind that we are all going to Self con-bust in to flame for the God awful HEAT...  :blowup: :blowup: :blowup:

    • #37993
      vripley
      Participant

      “Shakin' the bush, boss.”

    • #37994
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "Shakin' the bush, boss."

      Cool Hand Luke!

    • #37995
      jmaiella
      Participant

      “Get ready little lady, Hell is coming to breakfast.”

    • #37996
      FJ Guy
      Moderator

      The Outlaw Josey Wales.  ::)

    • #37997
      Darkrose
      Member

      “Everything is illegal in Massachusetts”.

    • #37998
      vripley
      Participant

      "Everything is illegal in Massachusetts".

      Edge of Darkness... Great movie!Let's go old school... I'll give you three lines for a tough one... And, even the lead name!"What is your nationality?""I'm a drunkard.""That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

    • #37999
      jmaiella
      Participant

      "Everything is illegal in Massachusetts".

      Edge of Darkness... Great movie!Let's go old school... I'll give you three lines for a tough one... And, even the lead name!"What is your nationality?""I'm a drunkard.""That makes Rick a citizen of the world."

      I would have to guess... Casablanca!?"I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same fromthem."

    • #38000
      Thirstysteer
      Participant

      "I won't be wronged. I won't be insulted. I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same fromthem."None other than John Wayne in " The Shootist"...speaking to Ron Howard after a shooting lesson...

    • #38001
      Holmes
      Member

      What is a chafing dish for?Why, it's a traditional serving pieceused at brunches to keep food warm. I thought that was a Crockpot.No, no, no.

    • #38002
      FJ Opus
      Member

      …that's for cooking all day

    • #38003

      “Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon”…

    • #38004
      WebsII
      Member

      "Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon"...

      Armageddon?

    • #38005

      No, that was “Please get off the Thermonuclear weapon”  “Just trying to feel the power between my legs Brother”  Great movie full of quotes.

    • #38006
      Darkrose
      Member

      “Please don't shoot at the Thermonuclear Weapon”…Would that be John Travolta in "Arrow"?

    • #38007
      Darkrose
      Member

      “Hey careful man!  There's a beverage here!”

    • #38008
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      “broken arrow”

    • #38009
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      The Big Lebowski

    • #38010

      Yes,  Broken Arrow is the correct answer

    • #38011
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      my nuts are half way up my ass but other than that I'm perfect

    • #38012
      sebori
      Member

      my nuts are half way up my a$$ but other than that I'm perfect

      Weird Science (Funny I just watched it Saturday)

    • #38013
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      my nuts are half way up my a$$ but other than that I'm perfect

      Weird Science

    • #38014
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      wow, beat me by 42 seconds………..

    • #38015
      sebori
      Member

      That was close!

    • #38016
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      yes they are close I think thats how they got up there in the first place.you are right sir you may now post up your quote

    • #38017
      Darkrose
      Member

      DOH!

    • #38018
      FJ Guy
      Moderator

      DOH!

      The Simpsons.  ;D  It's what Homer says in just about every episode. 😛

    • #38019
      FreddieMac
      Participant

      DOH!

      The Simpsons.  ;D  It's what Homer says in just about every episode. 😛

      :giggle:

    • #38020
      Darkrose
      Member

      Technically, you would have to name a movie from whence the quote originated!  Not a TV episode!  HAHA!

    • #38021
      capt. bucko
      Member

      “Holy underwear! Sheriff murdered! Innocent women and children blown to bits! We have to protect our phony baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!” :giggle:

    • #38022
      Darkrose
      Member

      Blazing Saddles"Alright, you're going the right way for a smart bottom."

    • #38023
      FJ Guy
      Moderator

      Technically, you would have to name a movie from whence the quote originated!  Not a TV episode!  HAHA!

      Picky, Picky!"The Simpsons MOVIE" ;D

    • #38024
      sebori
      Member

      Here's one for ya. "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

    • #38025
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      Here's one for ya. "I am your father, Luke. Give in to the dark side of the force, you knob."

      The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew

    • #38026
      Mountainclimber
      Moderator

      I think the hoser nailed that one.  8)

    • #38027
      sebori
      Member

      He sure did.

    • #38028
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      :shesaid: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

    • #38029
      FJ213
      Participant

      When will then, be now? Soon...  ;D

    • #38030
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      When will then, be now? Soon...  ;D

      That's a favorite of mine..... Spaceballs!Never underestimate the power of the Schwartz!

    • #38031
      capt. bucko
      Member

      We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of… Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

    • #38032
      vripley
      Participant

      Blazing Saddles"Alright, you're going the right way for a smart bottom."

      Shrek!

      We are here to witness the marriage, of Mervin, the Sheriff of... Mervin? Your name is Mervin?

      Robin Hood ... Men in TightsHere's a new one:"You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!"

    • #38033
      FJ213
      Participant

      "You men are all alike! Seven or eight quick ones, and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag!"

      Im thinkin thats from Young Frankenstien!  ;D"hold it, hold it, what the hell is that shit?"

    • #38034
      vripley
      Participant

      "hold it, hold it, what the hell is that sh!t?"

      Another great Mel Brooks jont ... Blazing Saddles."Look ... Any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic. Except that I've got this bronze badge that says I'm one of the good guys!"

    • #38035

      “Mad Max”Try this one "Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it."

    • #38036
      capt. bucko
      Member

      dark night……just watched it last night ;D      "Looking good Billy Ray... Feeling good Lewis!"

    • #38037
      Lucas
      Participant

      dark night......just watched it last night ;D      "Looking good Billy Ray... Feeling good Lewis!"

      Trading Places.."I'm gonna take this right foot, and I'm gonna whop you on that side of your face"

    • #38038
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      Billy Jack

    • #38039

      Or was it “Major Payne” 

    • #38040
      stevesimpson6
      Participant

      I'm sticking with Billy Jack

    • #38041
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Billy Jack"Welcome to Pacific Tech's "Smart People on Ice"."

    • #38042

      “Real Genius”

    • #38043

      This is from one of my favorite Movies of all times-"Hey Harry...The timer on that nine-foot nuclear bomb just started ticking."

    • #38044
      FJ Opus
      Member

      Armageddon"Well, they're moving at almost forty knots. At that speed, they could run right over my daughter's stereo and not hear it. "

    • #38045
      capt. bucko
      Member

      hunt for red octoberBuck Melanoma, Moley Russell’s wart.

    • #38046

      Great Movie,  The Skipper of the Dallas says that to Jack Ryan in “Hunt for Red October”Another favorite movie of mine."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

    • #38047

      ha ha ha  “Uncle Buck”!!!!

    • #38048
      Thirstysteer
      Participant

      Great Movie,  The Skipper of the Dallas says that to Jack Ryan in "Hunt for Red October"Another favorite movie of mine."It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist."

      That would be "Doc" Holiday to "Big Nose" Kate in Tombstone......"I wouldn't make a habit of saying that to often, and once more will be to often!"

    • #38049

      I want to say “True Grit”

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